“If you think you built that business, then where’s your build certificate?” -Obama

If the Chinese launch a mission to the moon, we’ll shoot it down, right?

I don’t know about this Mitt Romney app; you have to three star every level to find out who his VP is.

Maybe a weird, creepy old guy shouldn’t encourage spreading unsourced rumors? #harryreidisapederast

I heard from a guy that Senate Democrats are thinking of putting Harry Reid in a home. #HarryReidRumors

I heard from a guy that Harry Reid spends hours just standing in the men’s room by the urinals staring at everyone. #HarryReidRumors

And I know I’ve said it before, but Harry Reid is the worst porno name ever. #HarryReidRumors

Since he hasn’t passed a budget the past three years, what has Harry Reid been up to? #HarryReidIsAPederast