[by Son of Bob]
And now, a moment with Joe Biden.
BIDEN: Ya know, when they first told me I was going to be coming here to the University of Miami to speak to the Center for Latin American Studies, I said, “How soon can you get me there?” I did! I said, “how soon can you get me there, because I can’t wait to thank those hard-working Mexican people for the contribution they’ve make to this country.” And I mean that. Without your hard work, laboring in the fields, picking lettuce and other produce, where would this country be? That’s food that ends up on shelves of not only your own bodegas but real grocery stores. And, ya know, I’ve gotta confess, I don’t speak much Spanish. So, when I first heard the word “bodega” to me it sounded a lot like “brothel.” But, I don’t have to tell you people how you don’t want to make a mistake and end up in the wrong one of those. I mean, there’s only one of those places you’d want your sister working in. The one where they have the colored bananas, right? But, let me tell every student here at the Center for Latin American Studies what those other guys won’t: Thank you. Thank you for making this country great… for the time you spend out in the hot Florida sun at harvest time, investing your hard-earned sweat in those farm fields. Thank you…
This has been a moment with Joe Biden.

“A TRIBUTE TO ‘OLD JOE’”
[Tune, “Maria” by the Nuns from the “Sound of Music”]
He swears at all; he often falls,
His smile’s painted on.
He makes them laugh, with all his gaffs,
His skill is with the “Con”.
Few love this crazy ‘BFD”,
And BO just wants him gone.
How you solve a problem like Joe Biden?
How do you make the “Dolt of the Day” look smart?
How do you find a word that means Joe Biden?
An a$$hat who’s crazy, a drunk sad and lazy, A fart!
He seems to stall; he’s late for all,
The parties being thrown.
The donors piss and moan,
He’s coming to their home!
They all try to look happy
When they’re furious!
How can you save a deadbeat like Joe Biden”
How can you bear to hear this “Bleating Sheep”,
How do you find a word that means Joe Biden?
A Prime Time disaster, getting older not faster, a creep!
We hate to have to say it,
But we very firmly feel
Old Joe is not an asset to the Party!
COPY FREELY. Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe. What else can I say? You are a unique…something. Time to retire.
I thought Cubans outnumbered “Mexicans” in Miami. Maybe I’m supposed to know that! 🙂