[by Son of Bob]
And now, a moment with Joe Biden…
BIDEN: …just like in our local Caldor back home, the department store where I do a lot of my shopping. I’m in there at least once a week and everyone knows me. And, they know me as “Joe.” Not Vice-President Biden, or Senator Biden, but just plain ol’ “Joe.” They’re my friends, my neighbors. And, I was in there last week and I ran into an old buddy of mine who I played football with back in high school. And, we were laughing and having such a great time, talking about the old days and swapping stories about our time back in Archmere… Archmere Academy. And then, suddenly he paused… just stops talking and looks me straight in the eye, and he said, “Joe, I’m worried about this Mitt Romney. He’s not like you, Joe. He’s not ready for the public stage. He’s a loose cannon. I mean, you just never know what this guy’s gonna say next. We can’t have Romney or this Paul Ryan going out in front of microphones saying whatever crazy things pop into their heads.” And he’s right. Imagine if I were to step in front of this microphone and say something that might embarrass this country, or myself. That would be a big F&(^%-ing deal…
This has been a moment with Joe Biden.
Impeccable, impenetrable, Joe Biden logic!
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