[High Praise! to Hatless in Hattiesburg and McSweeney’s]

Thank You, Small Section of This Country That I Temporarily Cared About

You KNOW every politician is thinking this in the back of their mind at every campaign rally.

Joe Biden might actually say it someday.

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