It’s soon going to be the debate! I’m so nervous, I can hardly stand it. I mean, Romney was pretty good in the debates when I was rooting against him, but what if he stumbles now? What if it’s nothing but gaffes?
“I think it’s funny to punch poor people. So what?”
“I don’t even get why unemployment is a big deal. When not working, just live off the interest from your millions in investments.”
“I’m sexually attracted to men.”
Maybe not those gaffes specifically, but he could say some like them. And maybe we can expect Obama to make mistakes, but what if they’ve developed a new teleprompter that goes right in his eyeballs? Then the only way to defeat him will be to find a way to hack into it. Does the Romney campaign have a teleprompter hacker? Why haven’t they hired me yet to think of things like this for him?
Anyway, I’ll probably be on the Twitters during the debate. See you then.
Don’t forget to pick up a couple of these, Frank.
http://sonofsoylentgreen.wordpress.com/2012/10/03/your-debate-game-card/
They haven’t hired you because they are too busy reading your awesome books.
5 children, several decades married, beautiful wife, devote church goer. I don’t think liking men is going to be a problem. There may be other problems but I think that one is off the table. Feel better?
Debate drinking game:
* Obama says “uh” – drink of beer
* Obama blames bush – drink a shot
* Obama says “let me be clear” – chug a beer
* Obama says he’s created jobs – chug a beer
“on the Twitters”
Is that like being “on the lamb” or is it more like being on medication for ‘debate nerves?’
Good game, Former Hostage.
* Romney says “You suck!” – cook whole pan of bacon.
Couldn’t get permission to play video games, huh, Frank?
Dear Lord, please help FormerHostage survive the insane amount of alcohol he will be ingesting. Amen.
Indeed, I daresay he won’t be watching much of it, Fly. He’ll be having subliminally-fed, subconscious nightmares on his couch.
* Obama says “inherited” – drink a glass of ale
* Obama says “redistribute” – drink two glasses of ale
* Obama says “pay their fair share” – take an Irish Whiskey with an ale chaser
* Obama says “tax cut for the rich” – take two Irish Whiskeys with two ale chasers
– or –
Don’t watch the debate but consume as directed.