How long until a presidential campaign fundraising email begins with: “LOL what are u doin in this video?!?”
— Ryan Teague Beckwith (@ryanbeckwith) October 18, 2012
Candy Crowley was made an honorary Secret Service agent, because nobody protected the President at that debate like she did.
— Dennis Miller Show (@DennisDMZ) October 18, 2012
Springsteen loves Obama because he finally made America as depressing as his songs.
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) October 18, 2012
“I wish I was never bjorn.” – Depressed Björk
— Damien Fahey (@DamienFahey) October 18, 2012
Obama 2008: “I promise to close Gitmo.” Obama 2012: “No, seriously.”
— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) October 18, 2012
The universe is the size of 13 football fields and an airplane
— FREE FACTS™ ! (@FREE_FACTS) October 18, 2012
FREE FACTS™ got it wrong.
The Universe is clearly Clintonian.
It’s shaped like 13 cigars and a cheeseburger.
As long as the earth is still banana shaped, the size of the universe is inconceivable, who cares about its shape.