You can catch more flies with Honey Boo Boo than Vinegar Boo Boo.
— Tim Siedell (@badbanana) October 15, 2012
Why didn’t he land on a trampoline and bounce over a mountain? #nitpickingthespacejump
— Josh Greenman (@joshgreenman) October 15, 2012
Show your math. #RejectedDebateConditions
— Jon G. (@ExJon) October 15, 2012
The bathroom sign said “Employees Must Wash Hands”. I waited for 10 minutes and no employee came, so I washed my hands myself.
— Daniel Bostic (@debostic) October 15, 2012
Rumor: debate originally had Cokie Roberts as moderator, but they were afraid Obama would try to snort her.
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) October 15, 2012
“The bathroom sign said “Employees Must Wash Hands”. I waited for 10 minutes and no employee came, so I washed my hands myself.”
That is hilarious. I’m going to have to figure out a way to rip it off…
That last one was a snort.