[High Praise! to Naked DC for the pic]

Two things jump out at me in this picture of the man who’s a heartbeat away from the presidency:
1) Surprisingly, Joe Biden can walk and eat ice cream at the same time.
2) On the other hand, he still hasn’t mastered the mechanical intricacies of pushing his own shopping cart.
Oh well.
Anyway, go ahead and start laying down captions in the comments.

Doesn’t everyone walk around Costco with their own personal cart-pusher while they eat free ice cream?
“…so no, Mr. Vice President, Oil of Olay is not edible, and–oh.”
What an ef-ing clown.
You know the sh!t a white male republican would get for making a black woman push his cart? They’d be frothing at the mouth trying to figure out how to cry racism and sexism at the same time – rasexism, maybe? And I’d bet $20 someone on MSNBC would mention a plantation.
I guess the “they’ll put you in chains” thing has some truth to it. His cart servant isn’t wearing any chains.
Joe ain’t eating, he’s there for the feeding.
The secret service guy is probably one of the ones caught in the prostitute scandel…Talk about your cruel & unusual punishment !
Judging from this photo, there’s no way the woman in purple is walking like a normal human.
Oh jeeze…and Revrun’ Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson are silent on this?!?
Ol’ Massa Joe an’ him’s house-servants…wondah iffin’ Marse Joe be askin’ whar them copies of Br’er Rabbit be at?
[ala Foghorn Leghorn] “I says mah de-ah, wheyah do y’alls shelve thet theyah Joel Chandler Harris…I simply must have a li’l some-thin’ tah be a-readin’ out ‘pon mah verandah as I sips mah mint julep….oh, and fetch up a DVD of Birth Of A Nation, I simply must have something for movie night at the White House!”
Bwana! Bwana, theys givin free samples on aisle 5!