Guns are nothing but simple tools. Come to think of it, so are Bob Costas and Jason Whitlock.
— YankInGeorgia (@YankInGeorgia) December 3, 2012
This child seals a fragile peace between the House of Windsor and the House of Middleton after centuries of intrigue and bloodshed.
— Daniel Foster (@DanFosterNRO) December 3, 2012
Diamonds are a girl’s best friend, ergo diamonds get secretly happy when the girl gets fat.
— Seth MacFarlane (@SethMacFarlane) December 3, 2012
It’s fun when children’s entertainment has jokes for adults! But, conversely, it’s creepy when porn has parts designed to amuse children.
— Michael Kupperman (@MKupperman) December 3, 2012
Hey, books that finish with “The End.” The lack of additional pages is clue enough for most of us.
— Tim Siedell (@badbanana) December 3, 2012
“Banning all handguns” is impossible; thus, when that idea is promoted today, its aim is to make the speaker feel good about himself.
— jimgeraghty (@jimgeraghty) December 3, 2012