Derek [High Praise!] emailed to let me know that the Death Star petition has met the required 25,000 signatures before today’s deadline.
Like I always say, if you’re going to go over the fiscal cliff anyway, you might as well fly off it in a planet-destroying space station.
Now, with that out of the way, Derek recommends starting petitions for dinosaurs with rocket launchers, the Mexi-Cannon and nuking the moon.
Any other suggestions?
Well, since the Mexi-Cannon is already in use, albeit by Mexican smugglers, we can probably whip up a knockoff really cheap. Tack that in, and start on the dinosaurs.
As for the Death Star, I think we need a prototype just large enough to wipe out a nation. Wouldn’t that be great, floating over Pyongyang? Give them something to think about.
Build a real live GlaDOS and put her in charge of the country. At the minimum we’d get a more balanced, logical leadership. And fun.
Truth serum for all politicians
A spa membership for Hillary Clinton, who, based on the most recent photograph of seen of her, could be playing defensive line in the NFL
Once the Death Star is operational, we’ll need to test it in a place where there’s no intelligent life. May I suggest Congress, or a Justin Bieber concert?
I can just see Darth Bama in a black helmet, trying in vain to force-choke Michael Moore. Then Emperor Soros walks in with Hillbacca …. never mind.
Darth Bama will be busy trying to back the Death Star over grandmothers and other enemies so it should be a free for all in arms system experiments, until he gets stuck in a ditch.
JUST IN CASE!
We can still see the ghost of Obi-Wan Reagan.