[High Praise! to Dude!!! I Want That…]

“Dog shelter BBQs have been in existence for as long as people have been unrealistic about their ability to care for a dog. Provided society as a whole maintains its well-established negligence as pet owners, street dogs, stray dogs, lost dogs, and abandoned dogs will grant animal shelters prime, succulent meat for their BBQs. Call it a happy accident. And now, with The Last Bark, anyone who craves a delicious and adventurous meal can find out–instantly, and with daily database updates–where they’re being served.”

An April Fools’ Day gag, but if it were real, we all know who would have created it.