All across the world, in every kind of environment and region known to man, increasingly dangerous weather patterns and devastating storms are abruptly putting an end to the long-running debate over whether or not climate change is real. Not only is it real, it’s here, and its effects are giving rise to a frighteningly new global phenomenon: the man-made natural disaster.
BARACK OBAMA, speech, Apr. 3, 2006
Coincidentally, also the name historians will give to his presidency.
Climate change an Act of Man? or and Act of GOD?
Those two questions imply that Climate change is real.
Here is one that any child could prove and no one seems to care about! Year after year more people and more things (buildings, cars, feet, ect..) assault the surface of the Earth with their damned walking and their driving and their heavy buildings. More people = more weight exerted per square mile onto the surface of the Earth. And the bigger the person the bigger the “footprint” or weight per square inch
Earthquakes are being caused by fat people! Everytime an overwieght person drives a car they exert more pounds per square inch on the earth squeeeezing it like a pimple! Sooner or later its gonna blow.
That Obama is amazing!
“Not only is it real, it’s here…” (As opposed to somewhere else, like Mars.)
“…giving rise to a frighteningly new global phenomenon…” (The guy scares easily, doesn’t he? Like we never had catastrophic weather events before this.)
“…global phenomenon…” (Weather events are local, but he’s a GLOBAL thinker! Bless his heart.)
“…the man-made natural disaster.” Yes, you are.