Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Aside from renting a cabin to his Secret Service agents, Joe Biden’s major source of income…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Aside from renting a cabin to his Secret Service agents, Joe Biden’s major source of income…
… is entering footage of himself to “America’s funniest home videos” to scoop up the prize money.
… is collected via royalty payments from anyone who manages to publicly embarrass America.
…is his job with a temporary employment firm serving as a fill-in for vacationing village idiots.
…is renting out that empty space between his ears.
Is replacing windows that were shot out by shotguns.
is speaking engagements…. He’s made a small fortune being paid to stay away from Democratic speaking engagements.
coin collecting… so far he has one trillion dollar coin he ‘found’ in the sofa cushions in the Oval Office.
…selling hotdogs, mostly to obama.
…the well stocked ‘Honor Bar’ he maintains in the secret service’ cabin.
A Hurdy Gurdy and trained monkey…. The monkey cranks the Hurdy Gurdy and Joe carries a tin cup.
starting his own Reality TV show — Dancing With The Czars
… is to star as Dr. Gosnell in the upcoming, heavy-hitting MSNBC documentary “Private Medicine the Republican way”.
… is from the sale of Obama dildos to Chris Mathews, MSNBC and CNN
…selling IMAO punchlines to Rodney Dill, at a nickel each….
…comes from another nearby cabin. That one is rented by the hour to the Secret Service agents’ “dates”.
…is marketing his own line of hair plugs, call “Scratchies.”
…is sales from his new book, “Shotguns for Dummies.”
@14: You’re getting a volume discount!
…is answering emails from Nigerian bankers.
…is the result of his final act before leaving the Senate. He inserted into ObamaCare a line where he actually DOES get a dime every time he says something stupid.
…Amway.
…is moonlighting at the D.C. dog pound for his master. Mmmm… tasty!
…comes from being one of the two greatest gun salesmen the world has ever known.
. . . consists of payments from men and women whom he thinks are his speechwriters, but are actually in the pay of the Republican party.
is that Obama told him he could keep all the loose climate change.
@Jimmy, #18, All those nickels add up. 😉
…investing in gold. There’s a shop he knows that sells gold coins really cheap. -The only problem is that he sometimes eats the chocolate.
…is leasing a cranial solid waste storage facility to the Desmodus rotundus industry.
…is neighbors paying him to not fire his shotgun after dark.
the hits from all his ‘stupid me’ videos on YouTube!
…kickbacks from wholesale punchline sales to rodney dill
…is from licensing the use of his trademarked expression, “Clean and articulate.”
… from saving the planet by selling (i.e., recycling) his belly button fuzz.
…is, obviously, from his Hair Club For Men stock.
…comes from selling his name to “Joe TV.”
Malarky…. brand fertilizer….
…is from his work as the lead in the road company performing “The Jazz Singer” for two shows nightly. Variety praised his “articulate, bright, and clean” performances.
…is that he’s the next new judge on the show American Idle
..will come when he dies and his brain is sold and studied by scientists to see why it was so possessed by gun control….oh wait, Obama ordered him to work on gun control…..I digress…uh….a mind is a terrible thing to waste? 🙁
…is the result of cornering the malapropism industry and charging exorbitant rates to fellow democrats.
…is sure to be WeHeart NORK, his investment firm that seeks a big return when their stock of atoms gets split, or something, he’s not sure.
Aside from renting a cabin to his Secret Service agents, Joe Biden’s major source of income…
…Pimping for the Secret Service.
Aside from renting a cabin to his Secret Service agents, Joe Biden’s major source of income…
…the American People, thank you for doing your share.
…food stamps and SSDI payments.
…his Momma.
Aside from renting a cabin to his Secret Service agents, Joe Biden’s major source of income…
…is kept off shore in those good off shore accounts, not those bad ones like Mitt Romney used.
…is tied to the success of the Economy, but he bought short.
…has requested anonymity, but I’m looking at you Soros.
… involves visits that begin with “Nice army base you’ve got here, Colonel. Shame if it were to get all sequestered-like . . . “
… is, oh, I dunno. {whistling}
“Biden Son and Brother Near Epicenter of Two Ponzi Schemes
EconomicPolicyJournal.com / April 29, 2009
…is from the sale of Joe’s Brewskies, his ethanol laced beer so popular in DC and which goes by the nickname of Reality Goggles, though profits are down since Hillary resigned.
…comes from Butt-Bungee royalties, his invention that lets Democrat politicians find theirs using only one hand.
… WHY he has the title of VICE President-He has the sole rights to all White House choom.
…is the taxpayers. DUH
… is, oh, I still have no idea {whistling again}:
SPIN METER: What Biden didn’t mention on stimulus
By GARANCE BURKE (AP) – 8/27/2010
FRESNO, Calif. — Vice President Joe Biden said this week that the Obama administration “hit the accelerator” toward spending $5 billion under the economic stimulus law to weatherize people’s homes . .
In his visit to Manchester, N.H., Biden . . . called it “one of our signature programs” under the stimulus law.”
In Delaware, where Biden served as a U.S. senator for 36 years, the tangible benefits of weatherization are hard to find. The program is suspended, and last month federal officials released an audit that found lax oversight, conflicts of interest and possible fraud. The results of the audit were first reported by The News Journal of Wilmington, Del.
Contractors reportedly were paid for insulating attics they barely visited. Companies earned the same amount whether they installed high-quality or low-quality equipment. One resident who didn’t qualify for the program’s income levels got a boiler installed just the same, the Energy Department audit concluded.
“There was a feeling we should get out there and start doing this work and get the contractors trained,” Delaware’s health and social services secretary, Rita Landgraf, said. She asked the state attorney general, Biden’s eldest son, Beau, to investigate. “We didn’t have a strong program in place beforehand, and when we ramped it up under the stimulus it crumbled.”
…comes from being a spokesmodel for Silly Putty™.
Properly not the right place to ask but how is he illegible and receiving social security with the amount of money he makes. The rules limit me to just above starvation.
… comes from White House concessions. To Iran, to Egypt, to China, to the PLO, . . . .
… comes from hitting certain bricks in Mario Brothers with his head. (Not in the real world, anymore.)
Is renting the space inside his cranium to a family of very well off squirrels.
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