“Everyone other than me is doing conservatism wrong.” -numerous
People just don’t get feminists extremely dry sense of humor. They’re masters of the deadpan.
“CAUTION: Illegally entering the United States may cause you to be subjected to terms you don’t like.”
Oh yeah, I got a new kid due in like a month. Hope my wife is prepared for that.
If every program for every computer language would just agree which F-key is step over and which is step into, my life would be much simpler.
I have a great idea for guaranteed jobs, housing, and health care for everyone, but need term for it that poll-tests better than “slavery.”
North Korea, how about you don’t go to war and we give you a fun-sized bag of chips?
This is a limited-time offer; eventually I will eat the chips.
I didn’t marry until I was 26. So if you don’t marry early, women, that’s who you get stuck with.
This first sequester wasn’t so bad. We should do a second one.
So what’s happening? Austin is about to be obliterated?
So how many years does the next president get to complain about the mess he inherited from Obama?
Obama should make his speeches 5% shorter.
Probably a better idea than trying to make conservatism more popular is trying to make freedom more popular.
I’m not finding any registries for Farnk J. III.
I think Frank made him up.
When writing speeches Obama should check the “Collected Works of Joseph Stalin” to see if that has already been said.
Obama should make 5% of his speeches.
“‘Everyone other than me is doing conservatism wrong.’ -numerous”
“Everyone other than me is doing conservatism wrong.” – Karl Rove
“So how many years does the next president get to complain about the mess he inherited from Obama?”
Next president? Lol
I inherited this mess from the administration before the last administration. ~ President Hillary
Why you call me “numerous?”
So, she’s stuck with you because she (and you) were members of the “Old Ones” (deep voice) when you got married?
Just kidding, Frank. Damncat is right – you should announce your baby gift registry at IMAO and see what happens!! (hint hint, wink wink)
Oh, btw, I also got married at 26. But it didn’t end well.
DamnCat,
He’ll actually be Frank J. IV.
Basil,
That’s a dig on your weight.
Jimmy,
I don’t think we have a registry for him. Figure he’d just use Buttercup hand me downs. I hope he likes bows and the color pink.
Well, if you and Sarah don’t get a registry, Frank, then IMAO commenters have to throw a party.
Wait. Those aren’t mutually exclusive!
Prediction: 2nd child, male, will possess unusual outgoing charm and be highly empathic. Also, athletic. Also… probably a warrior (pretty much describes many #2 male children – like my own).
Have you tried “socialism?”
“If every program for every computer language would just agree which F-key is step over and which is step into, my life would be much simpler.”
Visual Studio
Tools -> Options -> Environment -> Keyboard
Eclipse
Window -> Preferences -> General -> Keys
XCode
Xcode -> Preferences -> Key Bindings
PowerBuilder
Tools -> Keyboard
Find one you like and change the others to the same