Completely missed it was Earth Day yesterday. I never got all this jingoism over the planet we just happened to be born on.
Obviously the Boston marathon bombers were on the right because they believed the common right-wing assumption that Muslims are terrorists.
Why would you attempt a terror attack in Canada? That’s lack of ambition right there
I wish they made a globe that only had the U.S. on it.
I hope the thwarted terror attack will cause the news to finally explain Canada to us. I never got what they do up there.
So jobs and the economy… are we done with that until the next president?
A conspiracy I noticed: The actions of conspiracy theorists are inconsistent with people who truly believe the government is murdering its own citizens.
If I have a say, please don’t murder babies, even if that’s more convenient for me. #BroChoice
I don’t believe any guy so beta as to actually use the term “Bro-Choice” could successfully impregnate a woman.
I’m just one of the majority of Americans confused about why having immigration laws and enforcing them is so controversial.
I still wondering exactly how killing random people at a marathon was supposed to help Islam, but I’m guessing no satisfying answer exists.

“Why would you attempt a terror attack in Canada?”
Indeed – the whole thing is obviously a government operation. I mean the Canadian prime Minister is a conservative. Now everyone knows that all bombers are right-wingers so it doesn’t make any sense that they’d attack a conservative government. UNLESS it is the government doing the bombing – because they are CONSERVATIVES!!!!11!!
“I still wondering exactly how killing random people at a marathon was supposed to help Islam…”
Your trying to make sense of what those people do? Brother, you’re scratching at an empty litter box.
The abbreviation for Earth Day is E.D. They can cure that now.
(Except in bro-choicers.)
Hey, don’t knock Dudley Do-right too hard. They caught their bombers before they struck. We knew who ours were and made them citizens.
“I wish they made a globe that only had the U.S. on it.”
They do, Frank. Look in a mirror.
I never got what they do up there: Well among other things they kill baby seals for fun and profit. Anyone who can kill baby seals for fun and profit can’t be all bad.
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“I still wondering exactly how killing random people at a marathon was supposed to help Islam, but I’m guessing no satisfying answer exists.”
This is obvious. Islam demands human sacrifice.
I mean come on, it is as apparent as the nose on your face. If you are killing people because your god demands it, because it would appease your god, your god is demanding a human sacrifice.
Islam is not about liberating the individual soul, it is submission to Allah’s will. And as the actions of many of Islam’s adherants prove incontroverably, that Islam demands human sacrifice.