Colorado lawmakers are struggling to set a legal limit on how high marijuana users can be and still drive.
Simple: if you laugh at one of Bill Maher’s jokes, pull over.
Colorado lawmakers are struggling to set a legal limit on how high marijuana users can be and still drive.
Simple: if you laugh at one of Bill Maher’s jokes, pull over.
Bill Maher tells jokes!?!?!?!?!?
If you laugh at the “Daily Show,” you’re smoking too much. Or you’re just smoked.
I’m sorry, could you run that by me again? I think I’m going to look for old episodes of Hee-Haw on YouTube, because I’m really not grokking this.
(Walks off, muttering, “How stoned is too stoned to drive; ergo, this supposes there is a point at which one is not too stoned to drive. Whoa. This is just, just, too weird.”
Trots back, [hesitant]: How do you define the degree of marijuana intoxication? Is there any field tests for THC or bench top Breathethylizer [tm?] equivalent for THC?)
OK, law enforcement would say they need to be tested because they acted impaired. Their lawyer would say that they tested above the legal limit because THC lingers in blood; counter argument is that your client acted impaired.
Weird how attaching numbers (5 ng THC/ml) makes something crazy seem plausible; that’s kind of scary. It must be all those years of living downwind from a Strategic Air Command base.
Where’d they get 5 nanograms of THC per milliliter of blood as a cut-off?
If you find yourself laughing at Bill Maher jokes, it’s probably too late anyway. It doesn’t take much exposure to him to reach a point of toxicity to the average human brain. Driving while brain-dead is obviously proscribed.
If you are merely pointing and laughing at Bill Maher himself, however, that is a perfectly normal response to be given by any rational human being.
Wait, you mean to tell me that the gimboids in Denver didn’t set a limit before they revoked prohibition?