Bitcoin fact: they contain the souls of college students who defaulted on their student loans
— Bill Corbett (@BillCorbett) December 16, 2013
What makes it extra virgin?
*olives hanging out in their mom's basement playing D&D*
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— Merry Rad Bunny (@SuperRadBunny) December 16, 2013
I'm not wearing a helmet, I'm wearing a HELLmet. Didn't you notice the flames? The skull? Idiot. Anyway welcome to Sonic
— Brendan O'Hare (@brendohare) December 16, 2013
Progs, it's OK to support Klayman's #NSA lawsuit. Vampires & werewolves must on occasion unite, as a movie I saw on an airplane taught me.
— Chase Madar (@ChMadar) December 16, 2013