An actual thing available from Amazon:
Come on… that “generic silhouette” is pretty clearly Obama.
Archive of entries posted on 26th December 2013
Since You Watched “Die Hard” for Christmas…
(NOTE: One expletive from the movie makes it through uncensored. Sadly, not the superawesome one at the end)
[YouTube direct link] (Viewer #460,351)
Answering the age-old question, “how many times should John McClane have died during the movie?”
That Wacky West Coast
Two Seattle veterinarians are pioneering the use of medical marijuana to treat pets.
Imagine a dog full of marijuana… it’s like an Obama Turducken.
The Thing That Makes Me Wince Every Time I Think About It
Link of the Day: Super-Awesome Badly-Written Christmas Adventure!
[High Praise! to Monster Hunter Nation]
Christmas Noun 6: Yes, Wendell, There Really is a Christmas Noun
Really weird, but lots of fun. Just roll with it…
[Think you have a link that’s IMAO-worthy? Send it to harvolson@gmail.com. If I use your link, you will receive High Praise! (assuming you remember to put your name in the email)]
Predicting Earthquakes in California Is Like Being a Weatherman in Alaska
A leading earthquake expert has issued a dire warning to Californians about the expected impact of a major disruption to the San Andreas fault line in a lecture titled “Imagine America without Los Angeles.”
That’d be terrible. If we lose Hollywood, who’ll make the disaster movie about losing Hollywood?
Obama Warned Us – Shared Dreams
These issues go to the heart of who we are as a people. Are we a nation that can transcend old attitudes and worn divides? Can we embrace our differences and look to the hopes and dreams that we share? Will we uphold the ideals on which this nation was founded: that all of us are equal, that all of us deserve the same opportunity to live our lives freely and pursue our chance at happiness? I believe we can; I believe we will.
BARACK OBAMA, speech, Oct. 10, 2009
“And, as usual, I believe it require a trillion-dollar government program to make it happen.”
Straight Line of the Day: What Did President Obama Get For Christmas?
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
What did President Obama get for Christmas?
If He Can Fake It…
In a purely symbolic act (he’ll keep his government insurance), President Obama signed up for an Obamacare “Bronze” plan.
In another symbolic act, I’ll be paying my Obamacare fine with an oversize Publisher’s Clearing House novelty check, hand-delivered by an Ed McMahon look-alike.