Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
What did President Obama get for Christmas?
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
What did President Obama get for Christmas?
A plaque stating “We Are The Onesies We Have Been Waiting For.”
Republican infighting.
The present he was always voting for.
What did President Obama get for Christmas?
Coal in the shaped like Anonymiss cookies. Cause he was a very naughty boy.
What did President Obama get for Christmas?
all my presents.
What did President Obama get for Christmas?
Some Mom jeans, a new bicycle helmet and an Ipod filled with Joe Biden’s best speeches.
An autographed first print run of Das Kommunistische Manifest
What did President Obama get for Christmas?
A Sun Burn?
Love….Lots of love…..first name Reggie
A special BBQ Sauce form China that takes the “bark” out of canine meat
a collection of Affirmative Action Figures.
JEEZE YOU WINGNUTS JUST ARE ALL OVER THE PLACE!!!I THOUGHT YOU GUYS WERE ALL BENT OUT OF SHAPE ABOUT PRESIDENT OBAMA(YAY!!!!) BEING SOME KIND OF MUSLIM HUH????HUH????SO IF PRESIDENT OBAMA(DOUBLE YAY!!!!!) WAS A MUSLIM WHY WOULD HE BE GETTING XMAS PRESENTS?????MUSLIMS DONT HAVE XMAS!!!TOO CLUELESS!!!!!I MEAN WHY ARENT YOU GENIUSES TALKING PRAYER RUGS AND STUFF????HUH???YEAH AND YOU RAG ON LIBERALS FOR BEING DUMB!!!
Something that he didn’t build
Four birds from endangered species killed by windmills, three bong hits, two organic zucchini (from Michelle), and a left-wing judicial nominee
35% of my paycheck? Nah…. he takes more than that…..
A $20 gift certificate for the Dome of the Rock Mosque and Gift Shop.
Hadj I. Joe
A re-gift from Jo Biden, someone else tried to give him a clue.
…a new prayer rug (h/t JG)
the eternal thanks of every hater in the world
Who cares? The man’s a lying sack of $%@^.
…a bigger sack (h/t Jimmy @18)
Janeane is correct…he got nothing, muslims don’t celebrate Christmas.
…a stocking full of air (coal is too expensive due to EPA regulations).
…all the toys from Whoville.
In response to JG…the idea that he wouldn’t celebrate Christmas because he’s Muslim has two problems:
1. Christmas is now a secular holiday and many non-Christians celebrate it in the form of gift giving.
2. He’s not a self-centered, greedy bastidge who’d take any opportunity to get free stuff (like $100K Hawaii vacations)
Nothing. Michelle made him leave out carrots and water instead of cookies and milk. Santa saw that and said “The #3LL with that!”
a JihadPet
…a scrap book containing all of his “selfies” (he sleeps with it every night).
A Clinton/Obama ’16 Bumper Sticker and some really crappy insurance his wife got him.
He wanted an ILE in the river Thames, But he got a LIE from a secretary and a LEI from Michelle.
game of Twister from Jay Carney
boxed DVD set of “Who’s The Boss?” from Valerie Jarrett
Play Dough from the Treasury
Every one of his policy initiatives and all of his political miss-steps blamed on the Republicans (from the media).
The messiah doesn’t get his presents until 3 kings day.
#28 groan!
A framed picture… of himself
An all expenses paid vacation in Hawaii. Duh.
Mele Kalikimaka, peasants!
What are the odds for JANEANE to take the cookies on this one? Is that kinda like taking the cake?
“Duck Tape” to limit the amount of crap that spews out of his mouth.. #OhTheIrony
Red and Black Plaid Dr. Dentons.
Par on a hole, obtained honestly (finally).
… a new empty chair
… a new camera phone (after Michelle broke the old one)
… new bumper sticker slogans for the teleprompter (just kidding – there aren’t any)
… a new helmet for press conferences
… the oval office done up in pink
… his nads back (missing since the funeral)
… a stack of Planned Parenthood gift cards, to hand out at speeches
…A visit from three ghosts to teach Obama the true meaning of Christmas. Unfortunately, it left Obama determined more than ever to destroy Christmas. And now, the Cratchit family is scheduled for an IRS audit and Tiny Tim has lost his health insurance.
…The idea to mandate ‘abortions’ on all children two years old and younger because there can be only one messiah.
The book How to be an Idiot for Dummies, written by Joe Biden.
A chance to claim he is not just interested in what he can get FROM something.
Danny Bonaduce in a pear tree.
From GLAAD, a credit, to his gender.
Another year of sopposiStories from MSNBC.
A poodle in a pear tree.
Nookie from the Wookie.
…an enema, after which the obama adminstration was the most transparent administration in history.
Syria, Iran, and Egypt got together and granted him permission to send them more money.
A set of new tools.
(Some of the old ones have left the administration.)
“Risk,” “Boggle,” and “Sorry!”
(– from his database staff)
A personal Congressional waiter.
(Every time a bell rings, a Rangel gets his wings. And celery sticks.)
A toy trainwreck set.
From the NSA, the name, address, cell phone records, website history, gift purchased, price paid, and intended recipient of every Secret Santa in the U.S. and overseas.
A scorecard for the Middle East. No, no, bad President. Al Qaeda BAD, Jews GOOD.
A signed dog-eared (natch) copy of Jimmy Carter’s autobiography “Presidentin’ For Dummies.”
A belated present of #10 writing transparently weak comedy on his behalf.
The troubling report that Edward Snowden is helping Santa with the Naughty/Nice list.
A brain, a heart and trip to Kansas
6 maids milking… no wait that was Bill Clinton
His two front nines.
He got the new board game version of the ‘Knockout Game’…..cant wait until someone knocks his ass out!
147,000,000 Full Moons.
The MSM game him a new softball glove for fielding all those questions from hard-hitting reporters;
Valerie Jarrett gave him the “How to Be Presidential” DVD box set (aka, “The Ultimate Three Stooges Collection”);
Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi chipped in for a three-year subscription to the Healthcare Fiasco of the Month Club;
John Roberts sent over a copy of the U.S. Constitution, along with explanatory notes;
And Michelle gave him an autographed copy of “Klingon Language and Culture for Dummies”.
“I never have to run for re-election again, I don’t have to pretend to celebrate Christmas anymore, you ignorant, superstitious, red neck, fool.”