Voting for Obama in 2012 (Metaphorically Speaking)

[High Praise! to Rubes Comic Strip]

Apparently I’d Qualify As a Serial Offender

In Colorado, a 6-year-old boy was suspended for “sexually harassing” a girl by kissing her on the hand.

Forget the harassment – have they treated him for cooties yet?

For the Engineering Nerd in Your Life

[High Praise! to Awkward Engineer]

This four piece placemat set contains detailed engineering drawings with directions for assembling your favorite foods.

* Heavy duty placemats, .031″ thick
* 11″x17″ with rounded corners
* Includes assembly diagrams for: Peanut Butter & Jelly, Banana Split, Ants on a Log, and S’mores

Link of the Day: “Mandatory Compliance”: The New “Free Market Principles”

[High Praise! to Springeraz of Nuking Politics]

“Mandatory Compliance”: The New “Free Market Principles”

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Wisdom of the Day: Phil Hymn Putin Silas Depot White TV Laughter Homophobic Festivus

It Has Charms

Two researchers have used Billboard Hot 100 music to help severely brain-damaged patients recall personal memories.

Sadly, 16 hours of Miley Cyrus singing “Wrecking Ball” and Obama STILL can’t remember what he said after “if you like your insurance”.

Obama Warned Us – Identity

It’s important to realize that I was actually black before the election.

BARACK OBAMA, Late Night With David Letterman, Sep. 21, 2009

“Also a dog-eating socialist, but that’s NOT important.”

Things That Are Wrong with Breaking Bad

So, I finished watching Breaking Bad, and instead of being another person going on about how great it is, I’ll point out the few flaws I saw in the series. And luckily there were some flaws, because as someone who wants to write compelling fiction himself, it would be hard to stand if it were perfect.

WHAT’S WRONG WITH BREAKING BAD

*SPOILERS*

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Straight Line of the Day: There’s a New Obamacare Christmas Video Out. It Features…

Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.

There’s a new Obamacare Christmas Video out. It features…

What Do You Call the Founder of Islam?

I was recently thinking: What’s a succinct secular term for the founder of Islam? You can’t just call him “Muhammad” because there’s like a jillion people named that now so one can’t be sure you’re referring to the founder of Islam Muhammad. And I’m not going to call him “The Prophet Muhammad” because I don’t think he’s a prophet. And I’m not going to put (pbuh) after his name because I don’t care if peace is on him (he’s dead).

Here’s my idea: Muhammad Prime. Makes sense since he’s the reason there are so many people are named Muhammad today. Also, it’s not insulting to Islam; in fact, it sounds kind of cool because it makes you think of Optimus Prime. I guess Muhammadtron would also be kind of cool, but it makes less sense and implies he’s a villain.

Anyway, just my idea.

Random Thoughts: Die Hard, First Amendment, and Hidden Car Keys

If you’re going to believe bigoted things so you can dismiss large swaths of people, it better be because they have conservative views.

Got two more episodes of Breaking Bad left to watch, but I’m kind of bored of it now.

I am very concerned of the lack of morality in the people who want to control me and my interests.

“Yes, Virginia, Die Hard Is a Christmas Movie”

First thing you should do before hiring anyone for a reality show is make sure they’re okay with sodomy.

Who are these people that think the firing of Phil Robertson is a constitutional issue that everyone seems to be lecturing to?

The irony of the left complaining about bias on FOX News is that it was their ignoring complaints of bias that created it.

Not a Christmas movie? Did you not see the “Ho ho ho” in “Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho.”?

Unless someone is actually asking a judge to step in, I assume they’re just using “first amendment” to mean “free speech.”

But, no, we could use another million people lecturing on how since the government isn’t involved this isn’t a 1A issue. Super useful.

Also, lecturing people makes you feel smart and it’s fun to do!

I’ve never become a libertarian because even though I’m a strong support of liberty, I’ve never believed in tarianism.

I should be bored of Candy Crush by now, but it was made by the devil.

We’re prob at least 3 more months away from the government rounding up and murdering Christians, which is good because that would suck during Christian.

Really? Someone cried “racism” on the Pajama Boy mockery? The left should receive a one year moratorium on charging racism for that.

The only time I ever felt like a feminist is when I saw what they did to Samus Aran in Metroid: Other M.

You’re free to hold Christian beliefs in this country as long as you don’t try to own a business or hold down a job.

Always see in movies where someone steals a car and finds keys in the sun visor but never understood why someone would put keys there.

Does anyone in real life put keys in their sun visor to make their car easy for stealing?

You can never be sure what the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle is about.

“Obama the impotent tyrant
had a very shiny law…”

Kill switch

FindMyiPhone.jpg.jpgSome California lawmaker named Mark Leno says he’s going to introduce a bill to require a “kill switch” on smartphones.

That means it will be possible for a user to turn shut down his cell phone if it’s stolen.

Apparently it’s too darn hard to contact AT&T or Verizon or whoever and have the carrier do that.

And, the “kill switch” capability that’s already in an iPhone is too darn hard. Same for the “kill switch” capability of newer versions of the Android operating system.

No, you can’t have companies like Apple and Google coming up with solutions that work for their customers. No, that’s totally unacceptable. You have to have some silly Democrat write a law that tells companies how to do stuff.

I mean, it’s worked so well for healthcare, right?

Here’s what I want: a “kill switch” for stupid legislation. That’s technology we could use.

Google Maps List My House As Being Part of Petoria

A new report shows that the IRS is using Google Maps to spy on taxpayers.

Is there any way we could trick them into using Apple Maps so they can never find us?

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