Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
There’s a new Obamacare Christmas Video out. It features…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
There’s a new Obamacare Christmas Video out. It features…
There’s a new Obamacare Christmas Video out. It features…
Fake Anonymiss cookies, so beware!
There’s a new Obamacare Christmas Video out. It features…
… Frosty the (questionably wite?) Snowman.
… not one mention of Christ.
… inferior cookies, no doubt.
… the further adventures of Pajama Boy ! And his sidekick My Little BroMe !
There’s a new Obamacare Christmas Video out. It features…
… Obama’s famous How To Make A Move On A Hot Blonde While The Wife Is Watching
There’s a new Obamacare Christmas Video out. It features…
… a cute recreation of a Bing Crosby/Andy Williams/Osmond Family-style Christmas Special, but with Barack and the family on the beach in Hawaii (somehow not quite the same…)
There’s a new Obamacare Christmas Video out. It features…
… no elderly or special-needs children.
… Michelle rapping Dominic The Donkey.
… BHO visiting enemy troops in Afghanistan.
… the Mandela funeral sign language guy guest staring on Sesame Street
A lie.
…Ethan Krupp twerking
…Rick Astley
…Joe Biden as Yukon Cornelius.
…68 seconds of Obama Selfies.
…a spinning whorl with a voice over saying, “You are getting sleepier and sleepier. You will sign up for ObamaCare. You will sign up for ObamaCare….”
…a cast whiter than the middle of an Oreo cookie.
(See what I did there?)
…so many metro beta males that even Pierce Morgan thinks it’s teh ghey.
. . . Michelle in Dr. Dentons doing her best Pee Wee Herman impression
. . . Rahm Emanuel dancing the Nutcracker while wearing a pink tut
. . . David Axelrod lip-syncing to “I Am the Walrus”, with nobody arguing about his contention
. . . Obama standing over the manger, pointing to the world, and saying to Jesus, “You didn’t build that!”
There’s a new Obamacare Christmas Video out. It features…
Obama and a Leprechaun, these guys can’t even keep their Holidays straight.
http://youtu.be/USKaDV4yZcw
That’s Rahm Emanuel in a tutu, not in a tut.
…an update of Dickens’s “A Christmas Carol”, with Ted Cruz as Scrooge, Biden as the ghost of Christmas Past, Sebelius as the ghost of Christmas Present, and Jack Kevorkian as the ghost of Christmas Future. Obama appears as Tiny Tim, and the American people play the dead goose.
… the Grinch winning this time.
… a segment on celebrating the immaculate legislation.
… well, it’s kind of hard to tell what it features, because being protested by the right for being about Obamacare and by the left for daring to mention Christmas, no one actually can manage to see it. (Even if they wanted to.)
… locations to nearby embassies and consulates for enraged Christians to protest at.
@ 14 – it’s funnier with Romney as the ghost of Christmas Past…and Harry Reid as Jacob Marley, because he looks the part…
Zombies… chanting Obamhotep Obamhotep
There’s a new Obamacare Christmas Video out. It features…
The Grinch taking people’s insurance away, a Ramadan shout out, and a reference to a link to a hacked Kwanzaa website. Then Joe Biden wishes everyone a Happy Columbus Day.
There’s a new Obamacare Christmas Video out. It features…
…awful acting.
…audio that sounds like NPR’s All Things Considered. (Why to liberals sound like that?)
…a black Santa.
There’s a new Obamacare Christmas Video out. It features…
a self-destruct mechanism.
the first 3 thumbs down recommendation from Siskel and Ebert.
violent regulating and gratuitous taxation.
…Michelle telling stories of her youth celebrating Life Day on Kashyyyk.
…that ObamaCare isn’t failing as bad as Anonymiss trying to onboard guest judges.
…all the missed Straight-Line-Of-The-Day results.
…Joe Biden’s emergency surgery to remove the “duck whistle” he swallowed on his hunting trip.
…Hollywood halfwits reciting their favorite holiday quotes from Santa Mao.
…a rather tedious rendition of The 365 Days of Christmas… 365 groups exempted, 364 that had us tempted, 363 new racial schisms, 362 death panel euphemisms…
…the Democrat Holy Family: Father (absent), Mother Jones, Sister Julia, and Little Baby Pajama Boy.
…schnauzers roasting on an open fire.
…one way to wreck the family Christmas. Discuss Obamacare.
…feign concern.
…Obama saying “If I like your doctor, you can keep him”
. . . a total rip-off of “A Christmas Carol” with Hilary Clinton playing the Ghost of Healthcare Past, Kathleen Sebelius as the Ghost of Healthcare Present, and Ted Cruz as the Ghost of Healthcare Future. Unfortunately Obama awakes, ignores the warnings of the spirits, and tells
Tiny TimJoe Biden to throw money at an even bigger turkey.@26 I promise to not miss any deadlines (but nobody has contacted me yet)
…a cartridge in a bare tree.
… Actually, it’s spelled K-w-a-n-z-a-a.
… Obamacare being offered retroactively to prove that it’s not wasteful to force people who are not sexually active to purchase birth control! (Ironically, this caused a time paradox that caused something or other specials to not exist.)
Michelle twerking
people puking
and not an honest cookie in sight
… Kwanzaambies.
… a Charlie & Eva Braun Christmas
… Death panElves
… from Israel: the Island of Misfit Oys
… DVD coding from England that does not play on American TVs.
… Bone-Us Features
… Behind-The-Scenes failage
… The Extended Version. For all of us. Unfortunately. Forever.
… the Abominable Care Act Snowjobman
(aka the Obumble)
You’re-Conned Cornelius
Buggermeister Meister-Bugger
ICE Miser
Rudolph, the red NSA Reindeer
There’s a new Obamacare Christmas Video out. It features Miley Cyrus twerking on Pajama Boy, who then goes online to sign up for coverage and expires from syphilis while waiting for the dial-up to connect.
There’s a new Obamacare Christmas Video out. It features IRS agents seizing a family’s home to auction it to cover Harry Reid’s gonad reconstruction surgery because Nancy Pelosi wouldn’t give them back after she was ousted as Speaker of the House.
There’s a new Obamacare Christmas Video out. It features Russell Simmons, Beyonce, Aretha Franklin, Tom Hanks, Barbara Streisand, Jennifer Hudson, Lady Gaga and Lance Bass –Yes, THAT Lance Bass– prostituting themselves to convince stupid people to sign up for government-controlled health care while they themselves have their personal doctors picked up by limousine and driven to their gated estates every time they have a hangnail.
There’s a new Obamacare Christmas Video out. It features frustrated middle class Americans who lost their insurance plans playing the knockout game on Democrat politicians, actors and musicians.
There’s a new Obamacare Christmas Video out. It features IRS agents performing chorus line high kicks while wearing black helmets, body armor and jack boots.
There’s a new Obamacare Christmas Video out. It features a young woman standing on Constitution Avenue shooting a flaming arrow at the White House. The arrow falls short, its fire snuffed out when it hits the perfectly manicured lawn. The young woman lowers her bow and head, then slowly walks away slowly as Secret Service uniformed officers close in on her with guns drawn. President Obama stands in the window, smirking…
There’s a new Obamacare Christmas Video out. It features Chris Matthews getting a renewed thrill up his leg. Looking down, he sees that it’s Jay Carney fulfilling Obama’s campaign promise.
There’s a new Obamacare Christmas Video out. It features Mr. Obama doing a victory lap through a city to show his leadership and the success of his administration’s programs. The city is Detroit.
…the bar scene from Star Wars… oops, that was just an accidental close-up of Michelle’s arm pit.
…Michelle and Barry acting inappropriately for the occasion but pausing to give a heartfelt “Ya’ll stop your bitchin’ n’ moanin’ and have a good Christmas”.
…Obama singing “I saw Mommy kissing Santa Clause, maybe, but if it was it proves Santa definitely ain’t white”.
…a jiggly picture of a floor with Joe Biden swearing and begging dear God, somebody please show him how to turn the camera on, for three hours.
…the camera zooming out from a gift tag to a empty gift box and further and further and there!, behind Earth we see a gigantic price tag and we hear Carl Sagan finally give up trying to inform us how large that number is and we realize that in space we can’t hear them snicker.
Michelle Obama using a strap-on to sodomize Barack and Reggie Love.
Tag line: “This is what it feels like signing up for Obamacare.”