[High Praise! to Liberal Logic 101]
Archive of entries posted on 27th December 2013
Wait… Free Health Care Isn’t Free?
A new report shows that, of the 365,000 Obamacare enrollees, only about 10% have actually paid their first premium.
Guess the rest assume that being a deadbeat is covered as a pre-existing condition.
Yes, He Really Did Say Both of These Things 6 Weeks Apart
[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word]
This is such a cliche, but I’ll say it anyway:
“Can you imagine what the media would’ve done with this if Obama were a Republican?”
Link of the Day: “You Can’t Possibly Mean That”
[High Praise! to Michael Walsh]
“You Can’t Possibly Mean That”
Sort of a primer on how to humiliate liberals in public. Hopefully you’ll get the chance to use some of these phrases yourself.
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Even Stupider Than Jar-Jar and Midichlorians
A study published in the British Medical Journal shows that one in two hundred women in the United States reported being pregnant and giving birth without ever having sexual intercourse.
All of whom have now been sued by George Lucas for plagiarizing “The Phantom Menace”.
Obama Warned Us – Mopping Up
When, you know, I’m busy and Nancy [Pelosi] is busy with our mop, cleaning up somebody else’s mess — we don’t want somebody sitting back saying, you’re not holding the mop the right way. (Applause.) Why don’t you grab a mop, why don’t you help clean up. (Applause.) You’re not mopping fast enough. (Laughter.) That’s a socialist mop. (Laughter and applause.) Grab a mop — let’s get to work.
BARACK OBAMA, speech at DNC fundraising reception, Oct. 15, 2009
“Don’t laugh. I wasn’t kidding about that socialist mop thing.”
Straight Line of the Day: Google’s New Robot Topped All Challengers in a Pentagon Contest. Its Most Impressive Feature…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Google’s new robot topped all challengers in a Pentagon contest. Its most impressive feature…
Regulations: Growing Like Out-of-Control Pond Scum
Engineers at the Department of Energy’s Pacific Northwest National Laboratory announced that they have created a process that takes algae and turns it into crude oil in less than an hour.
Just waiting for the EPA to ban cleaning your pool in the name of protecting America’s precious natural resources.