For all of you outraged at Phil Robertson…remember, he just stated his opinion. It's not like he cancelled millions of people's insurance.

— Matt (@Matthops82) December 19, 2013

At the birth of Jesus, a shepherd created the first hymn to mark the occasion. We still sing it today: "Have A Holly Jolly Christmas"

— Michael Kupperman (@MKupperman) December 19, 2013

As much as libs despise Putin's anti-gay policies, ironically, they share much of his totalitarian impulses.

— Jason Mattera (@JasonMattera) December 19, 2013

My new baby cousin is named Silas. Poor boy. Destined to rob trains.

— michael (@michaeljhudson) December 19, 2013

I wore pajamas, drank hot chocolate, talked about health insurance & somehow that gets you kicked out of Home Depot. pic.twitter.com/6b1l5A9ZUg

— Michael J Nelson (@michaeljnelson) December 19, 2013

Santa is not white, but George Zimmerman is, get it now?

— Meta World Data (@Pqlyur1) December 19, 2013

@AceofSpadesHQ @allahpundit "Die Hard isn't a Christmas movie" is the new "I don't even own a TV"

— Andy Levy (@andylevy) December 19, 2013

There's no sound more beautiful than a child's laughter, and none more annoying than a teenager's.

— MYRRH-ke ELF-ingwell (@mikeleffingwell) December 19, 2013

In ten years we'll be called homophobic for not being gay.

— John Nolte (@NolteNC) December 19, 2013

"Die Hard" isn't a Christmas movie. "Die Hard" is a Festivus movie about the airing of grievances and feats of strength.

— jon gabriel (@exjon) December 20, 2013