So let’s work together to make government work better, instead of treating it like an enemy or purposely making it work worse.
BARACK OBAMA, remarks on the reopening of the government, Oct. 17, 2013
“Because we all know there IS nothing that works worse than a government that tries to work better.”

Silly Barry. “Government work better” is an oxymoron.
You mean like spending money to barricade open-air monuments because there is no money to “operate” them during a government shutdown? Or using its most powerful divisions to spy on, harass and demonize political opponents? That kind of worse?
Why should I have to work together to make government better, can’t it do that itself? After all, they do everything for us anyway.
Crabby, I’m buying you a drink, ’cause… I need one.