Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Obama’s response to a Russian spy ship docking in Cuba…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Obama’s response to a Russian spy ship docking in Cuba…
Docking a Gov’t-owned Prius at Yakov Shirnoff’s house in Branson.
What response??
I’ve got a pen and I’ve got a phone
Obama’s response to a Russian spy ship docking in Cuba…
More spending on Green Initiatives.
Obama’s response to a Russian spy ship docking in Cuba…
The US will boycott the Sochi Olympics, that will show ’em!
Throwing an onboard Open House party.
Obama’s response to a Russian spy ship docking in Cuba…
Increase persecution of the Tea Party.
… Emphasize that he didn’t hear about it until it was on the news.
… Call up Sandra Fluke and tell her the fleet’s in.
… Find out if any of them are eating Ho-Ho’s. Might be the next Cuban Michelle Crisis.
Obama’s response to a Russian spy ship docking in Cuba…
he immediately leaped for…..the Batphone!
Obama’s response to a Russian spy ship docking in Cuba…
a slight shiver of pleasure and then a relaxing release.
… he shanked his sixth shot on the 14th into the rough.
… he bowed to it.
… he asked them to pick up a few cases of cigars… oh, wait, that’s just what Clinton’s old instructions were.
Can of Spam beat me to it.
Avoid the stern, go right to the bow.
…was a strongly-worded letter with a line drawn in the
sandocean.… he asked them if they could try to find out the secret recipe for Anonymiss’ cookies, because the NSA just can’t seem to do it.
… he ordered penne with dog balls and a vodka sauce.
Obama’s response to a Russian spy ship docking in Cuba…
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. . . made it really unfortunate that he was not wearing adult diapers.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8j8jVFTOV5Y
Showed why he’s known as the head of state when it comes to ships.
Imposed crippling sanctions on Guantanamo Bay.
….”Remember the Bay of Pigs!….my Communist Advisor Valerie Jarrett will be handing out free Cuban cigars @ 0600 hours”!
Sent them a DVD of his speeches.
Invoked the Marilyn Monroe and went “Ooooh!”
(Should have read “Marilyn Monroe Doctrine.”)
…cut the defense budget to free up more money for bribes.
…”We welcome our new Cyrillic overlords.”
Said there was not a shred of evidence they were there, and called it a phony scandal created by Fox News, which isn’t even a news station, he said.
Put government monitors in newsrooms to find out how this story got reported.
Picked up his balls and went home.
Made an executive decision on how to soil himself, in accordance with his rule, “Number One if by land; Number Two if by sea.”
[crickets]
… was to proclaim: “Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, that we shall pay any price, bear any burden. That’s all. Teleprompter off.”
…was to try to swim to it. FREEDOM!!!
… was to play the Race Card (with the full cooperation of the media) on anyone who criticizes his response.
@ Oppo #8 – Sandra Fluke…BRILLIANT!!! A whole package of bacon to you, sir!
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…was to be woken-up by his dogs at 3:00 a.m. even though the phone was ringing.
@32: Wow, HokieGamer – you are a spamthrift!
… was to waste valuable hours convincing Biden it was a “spy ship,” not a “spaceship.”
Can be found on a teleprompter
… was utterly feckless. Devoid of feck. Without feck, even if he was inclined to give any.
… was to hit the “Wee-Wee”-set button.
… was to return the Oval Office bust of Harry Truman to the American people.
…when he took the selfie with the captain he said “Say Che”.
…started shouting “Show me the money!!!” until he learned it was a different Cuba, asked if he could meet Fido Castro for lunch.
…explaining to Biden it’s not the ‘Whazzup’ Dock.
…was to warn Russia to keep Snowden away from their spy docs.
…blamed Bush
…blamed the Koch brothers
…blamed the Tea Party
…blamed economic inequality
…asked if this would disrupt his tee time.
…exclaimed that a picture of it would be great for the next DNC. reference
…he claimed he had his head in the sand looking for a good place to draw another line.
…threatened to send Hillary The Dragon Lady Clinton and Bono U2 …ummmm Bono to spy on them, only Dennis Miller thought he had the powers to be making a joke.
…kept on reding his copy of Idi Amin’s “I’m your Dada: How to eat your friends and influence their pets”, later that day he cursed his dyslexia.
… sent them a message welcoming them to the Western Hemisphere.
He had to ask Michelle to give them back first.
Cuba? That’s in Asia, next to Hawaii, right?
@ Oppo, for whatever reason, that one worked on so many levels for me. Cerebral, crude, ironic. I was feeling generous. Well played, sir!
Un-friends Putin on Facebook.
… So, I dock my ipad shuffle all the time and… wait, what was the question?
… was to take on Putin mano-a-manicure.
… was his trademark Shock and “Awwww…..”
… was to deny that he ever used the phrase “Year of Action.”
… asked for permission to Come Aboard.
Obama’s response to a Russian spy ship docking in Cuba…
“What difference does it make at this point? Cuba is so far away that I can’t see it from Washington – hell, I couldn’t even see it when I went to Panama City for the oil spill photo op. But let me be clear, I will consult with the global council and we will decide what the heck is going on – and figure out exactly where Cuba is (I thought that it was a fish)”.
“Blah blah strongly worded objection blah blah must not be allowed to blah di blah monitoring this situation closely blah derp blah derp…f*** it, I’m’a be on the back nine if anybody needs me.”