[High Praise! to Winning at Everything]
Archive of entries posted on 11th February 2014
Out: Flappy Bird, In: Butty Goat UPDATE – For Real!
[Goat Simulator 1st Alpha Gameplay] (Viewer #2,142,197)
Goat Simulator brings next gen goat simulation to a whole new level. You no longer have to fantasize about being a goat, your dreams have finally come true. WASD to write destiny.
We’re just playing around a bit with programming stuff, this is not our next big IP, calm yourselves journalists
Sadly, not a real game, but if it were, I wonder how many points you’d get for the move at the 43-second mark?
UPDATE: They’re actually releasing it. For $10. But don’t expect any value for you money:
“Goat Simulator is a small, broken and stupid game. It was made in a couple of weeks so don’t expect a game in the size and scope of GTA with goats. In fact, you’re better off not expecting anything at all actually. To be completely honest, it would be best if you’d spend your $10 on a hula hoop, a pile of bricks, or maybe a real-life goat.”
Well, See, They’re Not Dangerous Criminals Like YOU
A new report shows that the number of immigration cases closed by “prosecutorial discretion” is up 70%.
Don’t suppose we’ll see that sort of leniency when the IRS is passing out Obamacare fines.
Now Get Off My Lawn
Link of the Day: No, It’s Not That Guy Whose Funeral Obama Took a Selfie At
[High Praise! to 4of7 of Little Worlds]
Mandala, Tapestries, Windows, Self Portraits, and Valentines
By the way, that 2010 Valentine one is especially awesome. Send your sweetie a link to that on Friday.
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Wisdom of the Day: Sketch Hearts Silence Book
Just gonna wait to see how long it takes this police sketch artist to realize I'm describing him.
— Michael (@Home_Halfway) February 9, 2014
My coworkers really appreciate the (anatomically correct) candy hearts i brought to work that say "don't subscribe to the valentine's myth"
— a good man (@MichaelSmartGuy) February 10, 2014
Hello silence my old friend Check out the noise from my rear end
— Michael Kupperman (@MKupperman) February 10, 2014
Do adults who say their favorite book his The Hunger Games know they can get their GED and then read all sorts of other books?
— Fun_Beard (@Fun_Beard) February 11, 2014
3 Years Ago, Wisconsin Had a $3 Billion Hole in Its Budget
Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker is planning to take his state’s $1 billion surplus and give it back as a tax cut.
Surplus? Tax cut? Ya know, liberals are going to accuse him of just making up words.
Obama Warned Us – Government Is
Government is the police officers who are protecting our communities, and the servicemen and women who are defending us abroad. Government is the roads you drove in on and the speed limits that kept you safe. Government is what ensures that mines adhere to safety standards and that oil spills are cleaned up by the companies that caused them.
BARACK OBAMA, remarks at University of Michigan, May 1, 2010
“Government is the bureaucrat kicking over your daughters ‘unlicensed’ lemonade stand.”
Straight Line of the Day: Former General David Petraeus says Hillary Clinton Would Be a “Tremendous President”. Two Words That Would Describe Her Better…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Former General David Petraeus says Hillary Clinton would be a “tremendous President”. Two words that would describe her better…
Viewing Michael Sam: the difference between the Right and the Left
Random Thoughts: Guns, Obamacare, and Curling
People get this angry when you kill a giraffe? I hope no one goes digging through my backyard…
“Ain’t got time to bleed. In fact, Outlook says I’m double-booked for the next hour.”
Funniest/saddest thing about this story is NY is trying to prevent a Sandy Hook by making it a felony for gun possession at a school.
Yeah, a guy going to murder kids at a school is really going to be influenced by whether gun possession is a misdemeanor or a felony.
There is no basic logic or reason left in gun control. None.
“We want the red ones out of the house!” my 3yo daughter making a correct observation about curling. So proud.
Man, I forgot how exciting curling is. So much going on with both skill and strategy.
So that suicide bomb teacher was literally hoisted by his own petard.
So whatever happened to the gay basketball player? Did he win at basketball?
If you make law that isn’t crappy and isn’t poorly planned, then you don’t have to keep delaying parts of it.
Life is a lot like Flappy Bird — difficult and repetitive and full of hazards and then it just suddenly disappears entirely.
It’s. The. Lawish.
Lego Movie, you had me at “Will Arnett as Batman.”
Obama is replacing Democracy with Demokracy which tastes nearly the same.
Obama fixed health insurance with the same aplomb that a 3yo with a hammer would fix a laptop.
Apparently, before pulling it from the store, the creator of Flappy Bird updated it and it seems a lot easier now.
The name of my curling movie would be “Hurry! Hurry! Hard!” That would also be the name of the porn version.
There’s Precedent
After spending $900 million over the last 5 years for behavior detection officers, the TSA arrested ZERO people for terrorism.
With a record like that, I’m surprised they weren’t declared a green-energy program.