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During an interview with CNN, Joe Biden said he can think of “no obvious reason” not to run for President in 2016.
Since I’d love to see a Republican in the White House again, I’ll agree with Joe.
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MSNBC Commentators Fawn Over Michelle Obama’s Buttocks
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California’s drought is getting so bad that thieves have taken to stealing water.
Just think: for the first time in history, someone could honestly say “this looks like a job for Aquaman!”
At a time when our discourse has become so sharply polarized – at a time when we are far too eager to lay the blame for all that ails the world at the feet of those who think differently than we do – it’s important for us to pause for a moment and make sure that we are talking with each other in a way that heals, not a way that wounds.
BARACK OBAMA, speech at memorial for Arizona shooting victims, Jan. 12, 2011
“Then you can strike after you’ve lured your enemy into a false sense of security! MUAHAHAHAHA!”
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The Spanish version of the Obamacare website included several translation errors, including…
A report from ABC News says there’s a proposal in California to split the state into six separate states. It recently got the green light from the state’s Secretary of State.
Now, will it go anywhere? Probably not. But should it?
On the one hand, the idea of six Californias is scary. One is plenty bad enough. But six?
On the other hand, the thought of taking an axe to that state and cutting it into small pieces is attractive.
Okay, some of you may live in California, and not appreciate either sentiment. But really, it’s your own fault for living there. There are 49 other states, some of them that actually don’t suck, that you could live in. Or, you could stay there and actually do take it from the crazy liberals that are running the shoe. But, you’ve done neither. So, when people trash California, you gotta take some of the blame.
Anyway, breaking up California. Crazy idea?
It’s been done before. Kind of. Maine was actually part of Massachusetts until 1820. Go look it up.
West Virginia was the part of Virginia that didn’t secede during the War Between The States. It was given its own status as a state 1863.
So, yeah, breaking a state up has been done before. But still, should California be broken up? Or should other states be broken up?
I won’t be broken up about it. What about you? What do you think?
A California astronomer predicts that humans will encounter intelligent alien life by 2040.
Which liberals will immediately insist on calling “undocumented astronauts”.