Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The Spanish version of the Obamacare website included several translation errors, including…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
The Spanish version of the Obamacare website included several translation errors, including…
… claiming that cookies should contain walnuts.
… telling visitors “vaya con queso” on the exit page.
… references to Speedy Hernandez.
… “If you like your cardboard box house in East L.A. you can keep your cardboard box house in East L.A.”
… “Click HERE to apply for Obamacare Crap Sandwich.”
… Hooters was listed as an ACA-approved service provider.
…”NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!”
…”white hispanic”
…all my friends know a below average rider.
. . . Si te gusta su seguro médico, usted puede mantener su seguro de salud.
“Fine” was mis-translated as “tax,” which only an idiot would do. That wasn’t how the bill was written.
El Pendejo instead of El Presidente.
Wow! @6 blew me away! +10
“Lo siento. Es verdad que Ricardo Montalban es muy macho, pero, Lloyd Bridges es MAS macho.”
Yo cause to drop health qiero Taco Bell.
“Cerrado” was somehow translated “Open for Voter Registration.”
Government contractor’s response to errors:
“Patches? We don’t need no steenkin’ patches!”
… Cuidado! Llamas!
@15 How many obscure Monty Python references do you think we could get in this thread?
“Mi hermana una vez fue mordido por un alce.”
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“If you like your tacos, you can keep your tacos.”
Actually, the worst error was that undocumented guests were mistakenly referred to as “illegal immigrants.”
The original English term “The spirit is willing but the flesh is weak” was translated back from Spanish as “The tequila is free but the fajitas are raw.”
…pressing the ‘home’ key on your keyboard would transfer you directly to this: http://www.imao.us/archives/007741.html
keep your doctor?
bese mi culo
Substituting “pendejo” for patient and mistranslating the original Austrian “Montagmorgensfruhstuckessensfallschirmjagersdampfmaschinennassigesturknopfhandgriffsweltanschauung” as deductable.
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot? The above looked normal when I was typing it.
Including…forgetting to mention the free can of spray paint for each person who signs up.
The Spanish version of the Obamacare website included several translation errors, including…
My hovercraft is full of eels.
The Spanish version of the Obamacare website included several translation errors, including…
ones by Llamas.
Fernando Llamas?
I don’t think that word means what you think it means.
What? pendejo or Montagmorgensfruhstuckessensfallschirmjagersdampfmaschinennassigesturknopfhandgriffsweltanschauung ?
“I would like to return this record. It is scratched.”
“do you want to come back to my place — bouncy-bouncy?”
“My nipples explode with delight!”
The horrible realization that applicants might be falsely lead to believe that you have to be an American citizen to enroll.
…”to register for free healthcare, click here.” became “las cucarachas entran, pero no pueden salir.”
The Spanish version of the Obamacare website included several translation errors, including…
If you like your doctor you can keep your doctor.
Why yes, it’s all for free, even the abortions!
Clicking on “Curious about discussing end-of-life decisions with your family” actually translates to”Hello, I am Inigo Montoya. you murdered my father. Prepare to die.”
Los roedores de tamaño inusual están cubiertos hasta la edad de veintiséis años.
No habla insurance
Todo gratis en Estados Unidos
…the reference to payment translates to “We require…a shrubbery.”
Press 1 for English , para español, presione el número dos
..sections detailing covered weight management programs under the heading “Yo quiero Taco Bell.”
…”Pinche Gringos” is not a verb.
“Si lo desea, cuidado de salud que usted puede mantener su atención de la salud.” Yeah I can’t speak Spanish. 3 years in school and I still can’t speak Spanish. Explains why I have 13 credit hours of Latin. Hey it’s a dead language and no dead Latin is going to stand up and say “you said that wrong”. It’s my kind of language. Thank you English to Spanish Translations on the “interwebs”.
…. “If you like your plan, you can keep your plan” (No, that’s not a lie. It was a mistranslation, I swear!)