[High Praise! to Liberal Logic 101]

A new study shows that the human brain can process images glimpsed for as little as 13 milliseconds.
About the same amount of time it takes a liberal to suggest “new government program” as a solution to any problem.
[High Praise! to Snopes]
List reproduces various “Marxist” statements made by Hillary Clinton.
Apparently there’s an email around with a “quiz” listing selected quotes from Hillary Clinton, asking “which Marxist said this?” – all trick questions, since they’re all Hillary.
Snopes.com did the legwork and provided sources and context for the quotes.
Which mostly only made the quotes sound even MORE Marxist.
It’s a good glimpse into the mind on the next President of United States.
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So I'm thinking this direct-to-video sequel to the unnecessary reboot of Fright Night must be pretty darn good, yes?
— Stephen Green (@VodkaPundit) February 3, 2014
*every country in the world meeting* "We have decided that flying your flag upside down will indicate distress" *japan looks all mad*
— Brent (@murrman5) February 3, 2014
I’ve cracked open 83 turtles and not one pearl so far. This sucks.
— Bucky Isotope (@BuckyIsotope) February 3, 2014
Scientists are now saying that older people do not decline mentally with age, it just takes them longer to recall facts because they have more information in their brains.
Funny how Hillary suddenly turns 102 when asked about Benghazi.
Some — and let me be clear, not all — but some on Wall Street forgot that behind every dollar traded or leveraged there’s a family looking to buy a house, or pay for an education, open a business, save for retirement.
BARACK OBAMA, speech, Apr. 22, 2010
“You know… all that stuff they can’t do because their Obamacare premiums are too high.”
Anonymiss of Nuking Politics picked her favorite punchlines to “Larry King Said CNN Should Play SpongeBob Episodes Between News Stories. Other Ways to Improve CNN…”
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If you did, you should probably email Keln about becoming a guest blogger there.
If you didn’t, Anonymiss has got another straight line for you to practice on.
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
NASA will create “the coldest spot in the universe aboard the ISS. It will be used…
That 3 Days to Kill movie looks cool where Kevin Costner is playing Liam Neeson.
Communists are Nazis with a little better PR.
Really? Someone thinks we can get some movement on Communism? Finally given up on gun control?
I thought Reagan nuked all the Commies in the 80s. Why are we still having this discussion?
For being “liberal” and “progressive,” they sure seem stuck on failed ideas from last century.
Assassin’s Creed people should just continue on to make pirate games and then they can get rid of that silly religion warning.
I hope the Democrats take a lead from Salon and make 2014 about rearguing Communism.
When are we going to get to the bottom of how Bush planned 9/11
Maybe Bush will write a “How I Did It” book when the statute of limitations runs out, which for government conspiracies is 15 years.
I kinda did miss him. #Sherlock
California Governor Jerry Brown wants to take millions of dollars from the state’s cap-and-trade program to fund the state’s high-speed train project.
Still on the Titanic straightening deck chairs, I see.