Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
NASA will create “the coldest spot in the universe aboard the ISS. It will be used…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
NASA will create “the coldest spot in the universe aboard the ISS. It will be used…
… as a point of comparison to Chuck Norris.
@1 (since he is so cool…)
NASA will create “the coldest spot in the universe aboard the ISS. It will be used…
to unfreeze Pelosi’s heart.
NASA will create “the coldest spot in the universe aboard the ISS. It will be used…
serious science stuff, just pay the bill Dude.
NASA will create “the coldest spot in the universe aboard the ISS. It will be used…
as measuring stick for the Denver Bronco offense.
NASA will create “the coldest spot in the universe aboard the ISS. It will be used…
only for good and not some nefarious plot to take over the world.
… as a place to thaw Michelle Obama’s icy stares.
NASA will create “the coldest spot in the universe aboard the ISS. It will be used…
for the next NASA Kegger! Wahoooooooooo!
NASA will create “the coldest spot in the universe aboard the ISS. It will be used…
in a clever, but fundamentally flawed, plan to corner all the heat in the Universe.
“The US space agency has announced that its researchers are currently working on the Cold Atom Laboratory , “the coolest spot in the universe”, which will be ready for installation inside the International Space Station by December 2015. ” — Are they just putting some shades on Obama?
…measure the cold day in hell when I give up my firearms.
To see if it really is possible to be colder than a witch’s tit.
…to preserve the entertainment genius that is Vanilla Ice – “Ice ice baby!”
NASA will create “the coldest spot in the universe aboard the ISS. It will be used…
mainly for parlor tricks and some such as a means to get more funding approved for NASA.
NASA will create “the coldest spot in the universe aboard the ISS. It will be used…
to try to preserve the final, few viewers of CNN. For future research.
To measure Absolute Zero against against Moochelle’s icy stare.
…as a repository for the Federal Reserve, to keep all that cold cash they are amassing.
…to freeze my cookies. I totally need a bigger freezer these days. Thanks NASA!
. . . as a media distraction from the actual coldest spot in the universe, Hillary Clinton’s soul.
@19 She’d had to have a soul in the first place.
…to find out if matter can move slower than Mrs. Harry Reid when Harry wants some hanky panky.
…as the baseline to measure for global warming down on earth.
…only if Corporal Hicks wants to get frosty enough to face off with Fred Thompson.
…to experiment as near the absolute shrinkage inducement of Hillary Clinton’s face as possible.
…to store Anonymiss’ cookies FOR…EVAH!
…for wacky astronaut pranks.
…to conduct a $500 million research project involving brass monkeys.
. . . to store Bacon!!!!
…as an alternate vacation destination for Obama, for when he “just needs to chill”.
…to freeze hell over, increasing the chances that Obama will be considered a successful president.
NASA will create “the coldest spot in the universe aboard the ISS. It will be used…
…to keep the taxpayer funding rolling in
…to keep the beer cold
…to fix the declining ice in Arctic, wait, Antarctica, no, Arctic, no, Antarctica. (dang, the melting keeps changing poles)
…to see if you can really freeze anti-freeze
…ummm, well, I don’t know what it will be used for – but I double-dog dare you to lick it!
…to provide Bill Clinton a warmer place to sleep
…to play a practical joke on Obama since he gets pissy when the thermostat drops below 77.
…what difference, at this point, does it make??!!!??
…it’s for Obama’s new iced dog recipe.
NASA will create “the coldest spot in the universe aboard the ISS. It will be used…
so if you like your healthcare plan it can be frozen in space.
To protect Barbara Boxer from melting.
… to bring Sandra Fluke’s sheets down to room temperature.
… to warm up doctors’ stethescopes and women’s feet.
… to make Sammy-conductors. (Dig that, Man!)
…to keep Biden in suspended animation in the hopes that one day science will develop a cure for stupid.
…to store doctors’ stethoscopes in case Obamacare is ever repealed.
… to get people in Minnesota or Maine to FINALLY admit that something is a mite chilly.
… to study ice-otopes.. They’re hiring based on diversity now, you know.
… to provide Obama with the frozen muttslides he likes so much.
…for Muslim outreach, of course. To make really funky, really cold Medina.
Give it up for Oppo @40!
… to initiate the ‘first timers’… to touch their tongues to… to see if they stick.
Usually referred to as the ‘double-dog-dare’!
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@20 Everyone has a soul. Hers is simply mortgaged into the netherworld.
…as the universal standard for all gas station “Coldest beer” claims.