[High Praise! to Sultan Knish]
The Progressive Missionaries of Unhappiness
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So they’re the Discordian Society? Makes sense.
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Discordianism
Sorry to link Wikipedia.
From the article:
“Like most utopians, they plan for a utopia that they could never actually live in.”
Sunday at church our priest said during his sermon, “If you can find a perfect church, go join it; but know this – when you join it, it won’t be perfect any more!”
Hmm… I wonder if he reads Sultan Knish?