Link of the Day: Yoda Doesn’t Actually Talk Funny

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Why so strangely Yoda speaks

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Voting Democrat: The Cause of and Solution to All of Life’s Problems

A few pictures shy of a roundup today, so you get a video to tide you over until next week:


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Obviously this video is a metaphor for every addiction, but it does kind of explain why Democrats have the black vote locked up.

Mmmm… free stuff… delicious, ambition-crippling free stuff…

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It’s About SOMEthing

Heading into a runoff election, Democrat Mary Landrieu said “this race is not about the President”.

True. It’s about the 97% of the time she voted with him.

Liberal Compassion

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Harry’s a BIG Boy

Harry Reid’s take on the midterms: “the message from voters is clear: they want us to work together”.

Yes, like when you give your kid a Fisher-Price mower to “help” with the lawn.

Frustrating Time Waster: Frustraster!

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Pixactly

Pixactly is both a game and a quiz that tests your knowledge of graphic space in pixels. You are challenged to draw a box of specified pixel size, both horizontally and vertically. The game keeps track of how many pixels you are off over five attempts.

I got 205, but I cut 150×110 and 75×75 images every day in my day job.

Let me know how you do.

I’ve Always Wanted to See Doonesbury Get a Good Hippie-Punching

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Weekend Reading, Listening, Activity

So what’s the second greatest country in the world? Go to my PJ Media column to find why it would be scary if we ever had to care.

And you can go here to listen to me on On the Money with Charles Ortel.

And if you still need more to do, make sure to write up an online review of my hilarious new book. If you read it and tell me to my face you’ve ever read a funnier book, I’ll strangle you for being a liar.

What Buck?

A White House aide told The New York Times that, despite the beating Democrats took in the mid-terms, President Obama “doesn’t feel repudiated”.

Yup… in Obama’s head, nothing is a reflection on him unless a terrorist dies.

Still Not Dinosaurs With Rocket Launchers

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Another early prototype fails to live up to its promise.

When Democrats Offer “Help”

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Here – Make This Go Away

Internal Revenue Service Commissioner John Koskinen said he expected the 2015 tax season is “going to be miserable”.

Mostly for the poor slobs in IT in charge of installing new hard drives.

*SO* Close to Brilliant

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Link of the Day: Satire – Introducing the Affordable Phone Act!

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Introducing the Affordable Phone Act!

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Also, That Weird, Nervous Hyena-Giggle of His

Josh Earnest said there are “a variety of reasons” why Biden is not the best person to succeed Obama.

For instance, it’s really hard for him to walk with both feet in his mouth.

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