So what’s the second greatest country in the world? Go to my PJ Media column to find why it would be scary if we ever had to care.

And you can go here to listen to me on On the Money with Charles Ortel.

And if you still need more to do, make sure to write up an online review of my hilarious new book. If you read it and tell me to my face you’ve ever read a funnier book, I’ll strangle you for being a liar.