On the Edge, With a Push

Scientists at the European Science Foundation estimate there is a 10% chance that a large explosive volcanic eruption could send humanity back to the stone age before the end of the century.

The other 90%: Iranian nukes.

4 Comments

  1. You can tell it’s not science because Obama has to have at least a 25% chance of bringing down western civilization.

    I’d give him a higher percentage but he’s trying to bring down western civ and he’s pretty incompetent.

  2. How can you go back to the stone age when they’re already there in many places?

    So once they get their 2 billion PER YEAR, the chance will be, what? 9.999%

    I’d be happy to monitor all the volcanoes for half that. Yup, it’s still there, here’s your bill, see you next year.

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