Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Thousands of newly-discovered Lois Lerner emails reveal…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Thousands of newly-discovered Lois Lerner emails reveal…
…an appalling lack of writing skills.
…a flair for the ironic.
…”She hates us, she really hates us!”
…email exchanges with a mysterious “H”.
… she was kicked off the constitutional dating site, FramersOnly.com.
… repeated unanswered emails: “Help me, ObieOne Kenyan Obie; you’re my only hope.”
She was planning to solve the deficit by working with a former Nigerian oil minister who needed her help to recover funds from a secret Swiss account.
…she managed with an attitude.
Thousands of newly-discovered Lois Lerner Emails reveal…
… State Dept instructions for shredding a hard drive
… draft copies of her pardon from Smidgen
… Obama doesn’t have to pay the Obamacare fine because he’s an illegal alien
… Executive Branch instructions on how to lie to Congress
…she tried hard to master her IT duties, but she was a slow Lerner.
…the last 249,999 were variations of “oh crap, what do we do now?” and one from Obama saying to just lie low and then lie high and then take the fifth.
…the outcome of Bruce Jenner’s audit worked exactly as planned and from now on all professed conservatives will have to declare their re-ductions heh heh.
…that the new motto of the IRS is: A hard man is good to find but a good man is hard to find, just not as hard as a hard drive.
Thousands of newly-discovered Lois Lerner emails reveal…
that everyone would be a nail in her political coffin….if she was a Republican.
somebody expected the Spanish Inquisition.
she certainly talked the talk of the walk she walked.
…there’s nothing inherently funny about her. She’s a tyrannical beotch.
…as a child, she and her dollies were never invited to a tea party.
…numerous messages exchanged with a guy named Rico at the Nystrom syndicate.
…why she invoked her fifth amendment right: Because under her, the I.R.S. violated almost every other one.
Thousands of newly-discovered Lois Lerner emails reveal…
the shear wasteland that mostly comprises bureaucratic ineptness.
….she’s destroyed a million more
…..that she was teaching Hillary how to create Troll accts. and Troll tactics like their God Obama when he asked why do Conservatives cling to their religion and guns.
…this all started because of the unspooling toilet paper stuck on Obama’s shoe, which led to his order to leave no paper trails, and then, dagnabbit, his love of free jet travel caused him to blurt out “No More Hard Drives!!!”
…she is so dimwitted that she kept waiting for the other letters of the alphabet to be allowed postal privileges.
…that if Democrats were only able to rise to the level of their incompetence, their job evaluater would be a pooper scooper, and D.C. would be the worlds largest dog park.