Of course, they would have to be solar powered trains made by a re-invested Solyndra, which would run on tracks made in China and shipped to Union run ports, and installed by immigrant workers. They would rely on guidance systems built in Russia and maintained in Pakistan. The ACLU would make sure that there was no drug testing of any of the conductors, engineers, etc. And to be more efficient, the trains would only have boxcars which everyone would have to pack into. What could go wrong?
Well nothing quite screams “Progress” like 19th century technology.
Of course, they would have to be solar powered trains made by a re-invested Solyndra, which would run on tracks made in China and shipped to Union run ports, and installed by immigrant workers. They would rely on guidance systems built in Russia and maintained in Pakistan. The ACLU would make sure that there was no drug testing of any of the conductors, engineers, etc. And to be more efficient, the trains would only have boxcars which everyone would have to pack into. What could go wrong?
Trains? Pfffft! Archaic!
Bike lanes.
It’s a good thing Harvey is illustrating Frank, because he certainly isn’t verbalizing lately.