There’s a lengthy review of my novel Superego at the SF magazine Perihelion.
Have some of you not bought my novel yet? Because that’s just weird.
The football throw guy cheated! He couldn’t throw the football as good as he throwed it!
How is all this police stuff news to everyone? If you ever watched an episode of Cops, they randomly murder like two people in each one.
I don’t follow as many women as men on Twitter, but in real life I stare at women more than men if that counts for anything.
Good way to end my 4yo’s questions and not look like bad guy:
“Why can’t I have ice cream for breakfast?”
“Because of a law President Obama passed.”
I keep confusing Liberty Mutual with the robot insurance people.
I think it would be really symbolic of our times if we increased funding for trains and took it out of space exploration.
Could Google make a self-driving train? Sounds a million times easier than a self-driving car.
I think we should just keep invading Iraq until we get it right.
Could Google make a self-driving train? Sounds a million times easier than a self-driving car.
Aren’t the trains that take you from one terminal to another in airports self-driving? We don’t have them in Iowa, of course, but I’m told that in places with cities the airports have them.
Remind me not to ride on Amtrak. America’s low-speed trains crash too often.
Apparently we need more “infrastructure” in America for government-subsidized trains to crash into.
“Afraid of flying? Why don’t you take the train?”
“Because I don’t want to DIE!”
“You’re being unreasonable.”
I mean, think about it. The train engineer has absolutely no idea what’s down those tracks as he barrels along at the speed of a car!
Obviously, the solution to all of this is HIGH SPEED TRAINS!
With more INFRASTRUCTURE!
And, of course, GOVERNMENT RUN!
WE WANT INFRASTRUCTURE!
WE WANT INFRASTRUCTURE!
WE WANT INFRASTRUCTURE!
(Let’s beat this dead horse.)
Tom Brady gets 4 game suspension for “probably” knowing about the deflated balls. Ray Rice gets 2 game suspension for beating and knocking out his girlfriend.
Sounds fair.
Seems to me that this whole train thing could have been avoided with a pipeline. For people. Y’know, like in Futurama.
@4 Jimmy:
But NOT at the cost of Cowboy Poetry Festivals, of course! I mean, come on, set your priorities.
@7 Connecticut: Absolutely not! Part of any sound infrastructure plan for America has those Cowboy Poetry Festival grounds built alongside the railroad tracks in every town – right next to the local
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