…will be honest, hard working, patriotic, pro-business, pro-Israel, and a proponent of a flat income tax. He will be a six-foot tall, invisible rabbit named Harvey.
Hillary Clinton, at a stopover in Scottsbluff, Nebraska, during the annual Oregon Trail Tractor Ride. It will actually be her “official” official official campaign announcement. Now interviewing voice coaches specializing in midwestern dialects.
No questions from the press; once again, her speech will be her interview.
15. For reference, Pooka are a type of spirit/faerie in old Celtic legend. Bringers of both good and bad luck, with a fondness for pranks and disguising themselves as animals, notably rabbits.
Harvey may have been the first film to even hint at any Celtic mythos beyond the Leprechan.
… Obama. He issued an executive order stating that he is eligible despite serving two terms and Roberts already had his kneepads handy to declare it legal.
The Next Democrat to Announce a 2016 Campaign…
Well, I was going to say Joe Biden, but I think he already announced his campaign while alone under a bridge.
Because of that, I could see the TOTUS shedding its human puppet and running as a Democrat party candidate.
… has already turned up missing: the Clintons are that good.
Satanas Abraxas. But he’ll be running as a middle-of-the-road unifier.
The next Democrat to announce a 2016 campaign…
will be the first, nothing but Socialists so far.
…: John Boehner.
…, because of identity fluidity, will be erroneously and persistently identified as a Republican…
…doesn’t stand a chance against the dynamic, energized campaigning of Hillary and Bernie…
…will be John F Kerry. He is amazed at how good ‘Secretary of State’ looks on a resume’.
. . . will be the ever-youthful (at 81) Michael Dukakis. He’s tanned, he’s rested, and he’s ready!!
….Karl Marx. If dead people can vote, dead people can run.
…. is this inanimate carbon rod.
…Barakeeta Hunniebuns Obama, freshly gender reassigned, so no longer leading from behind.
…well, it won’t be a ham sandwich because a ham sandwich is more likely to be indicted.
…will be honest, hard working, patriotic, pro-business, pro-Israel, and a proponent of a flat income tax. He will be a six-foot tall, invisible rabbit named Harvey.
Jerry Brown. Why recycle the 90s when you can have the 70s!
The Magic 8 Ball. ALL HAIL THE POWER OF THE MAGIC 8 BALL!!
@11 Harvey was a Pooka which only took the form of a 6′ 3.5″ rabbit.
walruskkkch @15: A Pooka? Thanks; I stand corrected. i’ve only caught small bits of the movie in passing.
Hillary Clinton, at a stopover in Scottsbluff, Nebraska, during the annual Oregon Trail Tractor Ride. It will actually be her “official” official official campaign announcement. Now interviewing voice coaches specializing in midwestern dialects.
No questions from the press; once again, her speech will be her interview.
15. For reference, Pooka are a type of spirit/faerie in old Celtic legend. Bringers of both good and bad luck, with a fondness for pranks and disguising themselves as animals, notably rabbits.
Harvey may have been the first film to even hint at any Celtic mythos beyond the Leprechan.
… Obama. He issued an executive order stating that he is eligible despite serving two terms and Roberts already had his kneepads handy to declare it legal.
The Next Democrat to Announce a 2016 Campaign…
Well, I was going to say Joe Biden, but I think he already announced his campaign while alone under a bridge.
Because of that, I could see the TOTUS shedding its human puppet and running as a Democrat party candidate.