Support is “unwavering” to the same extent that Bruce Jenner is a “woman,” Rachel Dolezal is an “African American,” you can “keep” your doctor under Obamacare, deficit spending is an “investment” in America, and Elizabeth Warren is a “Native American.” You must celebrate, praise and honor the feeling behind the word, and ignore its relationship to reality. America’s emotional support is unwavering, Ukraine – we’re sending all the feels. (Unless you’re transphobic h8ers, in which case you deserve to have Russian tanks turn downtown Kiev into a parking lot. Zero tolerance for the intolerant!)
But only if they support gay marriage and join the fight against global warming.
She just misread the teleprompter: it said that the U.S. support is “U.N. wavering.”
Is unwavering, until they redefine “Russian”.
Support is “unwavering” to the same extent that Bruce Jenner is a “woman,” Rachel Dolezal is an “African American,” you can “keep” your doctor under Obamacare, deficit spending is an “investment” in America, and Elizabeth Warren is a “Native American.” You must celebrate, praise and honor the feeling behind the word, and ignore its relationship to reality. America’s emotional support is unwavering, Ukraine – we’re sending all the feels. (Unless you’re transphobic h8ers, in which case you deserve to have Russian tanks turn downtown Kiev into a parking lot. Zero tolerance for the intolerant!)