Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
A new homeland security report shows that illegal immigrants…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
A new homeland security report shows that illegal immigrants…
… are being kicked out of every country except ours.
…are in this country.
…will not be illegal for too much longer.
…didn’t break the law by entering our country illegally.
. . . resent the hell out of it when you call them “illegal” simply because they failed to obtain “required” documents. It’s a technicality, not a crime, RAAAAACIST!!!!1!
…have become a sought-after fashion accessory.
…want the borders shut now.
…are teaching us all a thing or two about felonious behavior.
…make your home and land less secure and their jobs much more secure, in fact indispensable.
…can not spend your money faster than just burning it; ergo, we need more illegal immigrants.
…take that whole huddled masses thing to heart when they don’t get free housing.
…are the only people willing to do the jobs that last weeks immigrants are no longer willing to do.
A new homeland security report shows that illegal immigrants…
are putting good ol’ American criminals out of work.
are perfectly law abiding. For the most part. Occasionally. Sporadically, only at Dusk.
make up 35% of Homeland Security’s workforce.
make up 0% of the population. Since that term is no longer in use as a descriptor by Homeland Security.
“…are better Americans than you, Gringo.”
…generally vote Democrat.
A new homeland security report shows that illegal immigrants…
are an invasive species of Rose by any other name.
have come for our Anonymiss Cookies!!!!
don’t mind answering questions when they know they won’t be deported.
have not yet improved the Cubs chances of making the playoffs.
make money, if you include the ones who use Planned Parenthood’s services.
back Trump 64-29% with 7% responding No Habla.
A new homeland security report shows that illegal immigrants…
… are not to be referred to as illegal anything, by orders of the Illegal Alien in Chief.
… are no threat to homeland security as long as they know how to press “2”.
… learned preliminary law enforcement evasion techniques from watching “Born in East L.A.”
…have still not sent a thank you card to Kelly Osborne for her support.
… are canyon fodder.
…prefer Chicano Cutlery.
A new homeland security report shows that illegal immigrants…
were “at least generally aware” of their deflating National Borders and should be suspended from re-entering the country for 4 games, errr months.
A new homeland security report shows that illegal immigrants…
always vote democrat, as many times as possible.
…in California aren’t aliens, they’re natives. (Nope, sorry – that was Governor Moonbeam spouting off again)
… is a more acceptable term than “thieves.”
… must register first with the Martian Consulate before leaving Earth orbit.
…commonly walk down the middle of the street singing about how “it’s no fun” and asking you to “don’t tell anybody, what I’m gonna do”.
… are selling on the open market for $0.69/lb