Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
All right conspiracy theorists, how did Cecil the Lion REALLY Die?
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
All right conspiracy theorists, how did Cecil the Lion REALLY Die?
All right conspiracy theorists, how did Cecil the Lion REALLY Die?
Zionist Zebras?
There was a dentist present… I’m guessing a Nitrous Oxide overdose.
I’d start with the usual suspects:
1) Global Warming
2) Koch Brothers
3) Bush
All right conspiracy theorists, how did Cecil the Lion REALLY Die?
Global warming.
The Koch brothers.
George Bush
Waiting for treatment under Obamacare.
Not that is spooky, I swear I didn’t see the Damncat post. I swear!
oooohhh!!! scary group think in 3 and 4
Gnu Gninjas
All right conspiracy theorists, how did Cecil the Lion REALLY Die?
As long as the fight for freedom goes on, Cecil will never die!
I dreamt I saw Cecil today, as alive as you and I…
All right conspiracy theorists, how did Cecil the Lion REALLY Die?
wascally wildebeasts.
A rogue lion with a scar across his face was seen in the vicinity…
An NBC grocery store “investigation” went horribly wrong…
He’s not really dead, but in witness protection to save him from the Serengeti mob…
A certain queasy sea serpent was jealous of the new-found name fame that used to be his alone…
@walruskkkch – Great minds think alike. And so do we.
All right conspiracy theorists, how did Cecil the Lion REALLY Die?
Wasn’t the dentist, it was Audrey.
@12 It spooked me because we had them in the exact same order.
C. S. Lewis was looking the other way.
Thug Life
All right conspiracy theorists, how did Cecil the Lion REALLY Die?
People let tell y’all a story about Cecil the Lion
on that tragic and fateful day.
He was and sound until he was lured
from his refuge in Zimbabwe…
And did he ever return?
No he never returned.
But his fate took a sad turn
He may live forever in the hearts of Liberals
he was the Lion that never returned…
All right conspiracy theorists, how did Cecil the Lion REALLY Die?
He didn’t. He faked his death and is now living with Elvis Presley in Minnesota.
Zimbabwean false flag operation. Happens all the time.
@ 14 – You know, I’ve never seen walruskkkch and DamnCat together…?
All right conspiracy theorists, how did Cecil the Lion REALLY Die?
texting and patrolling.
lack of governmental regulations.
He’s not really dead. He faked his death and comes back in season 5
Not dead. The truth has been in plain sight in the headlines all along. It was all about the “big game.”
He’s worse than dead. His brain is gone.
Was the object of a Cecil Desist order?
Was caught leaving a likeness of Mohammad after a meal.
…it was his time to ride the carousel.
Pop Rocks & Pepsi
What difference, at this point, does it make? – Presidential Candidate
A video obviously enraged the dentist.
. . . bored to death by watching MSNBC
. . . laughed himself to death after hearing some of Hillary’s claims about her e-mail
He went to Planned Parenthood.
John Kerry provided the dentist with the gun and travel money, then said “Cecil has no greater friend than this administration.”
Cecil received an iPod of Obama speeches, and asked to die.
He ate one of Mooch’s school lunches.
He committed suicide after he found out Hillary adopted him when she heard his name was “Lyin’.”
All right conspiracy theorists, how did Cecil the Lion REALLY Die?
It was the Witch in the Wardrobe.
…He went up against a Sicilian when death was on the line.
…The circle of life.
…It was clearly suicide, Vince Foster’s rusty pistol was found in his paw.
All right conspiracy theorists, how did Cecil the Lion REALLY Die?
He was abandoned by the State Department during a terrorist attack.
The incident was going to be blamed on an obscure internet video, until someone at State remembered they already used that one.
Instead, they blamed a dentist.
He refused to pay the Clintons for a speech……
He refused to bake a cake for a gay wedding and….
He said white lives matter and….
People found out he’s a GLOBAL WARMING™!!!11!!11! denier and….
It was an inside job: his pride was his downfall
Chish @ 19
I agree it was a false flag op, but by PETA(the psycho leftard one, not People Eating Tasty Animals).
… Had a heart attack after seeing his Obamacare premiums.
His mane was lured into Havana harbor by Obama’s commie cat and mouse games.
ObamaCare dentist was ordered to extract an abscessed incecil by an 3:01 a.m. executive order.
Just like all African heritaged cats, he was pulled over for DWB, you dig?
All Right Conspiracy Theorists, How Did Cecil the Lion REALLY Die?
He failed to adapt to the environment, and became personally extinct.
No conspiracy theory here, just “The Theory Of Evolution” in real time right in front of everybody’s eyes!