Gaffe Posted by Harvey on 19 October 2015, 8:00 am During an interview on MSNBC, Hillary Clinton said “if you can’t get excited, be pragmatic”. I’m sure she meant “if you can’t get indicted, be ecstatic”.
-or- “If you can’t get interested, be impartial.” Wrong. You’re going to jail, honey. Reply to this comment
“if you can’t get excessive, at least be progressive”. “if you can’t get extortion, be pro-abortion”. “if you can’t get exotic, be pro-biotic”. (Not sure if she was completely sober when she coined that one.) “if you can’t get Ecstasy, at least have pretext-esy”. (Not sure if she wasn’t just quoting Bill.) “if you can’t get exonerated, have Candy Crowley moderate it.” “if you can’t get exalted, try the Ex-Lax Malted.” Or maybe her original quote was misheard: “if you can’t get excited, try Vegematic”. Reply to this comment
“if you can’t get exotic, be pro-biotic”. (Not sure if she was completely sober when she coined that one.) Is she ever completely sober? Reply to this comment
If you can’t get elected, be ballistic.
If you’re accused, be apathetic.
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“If you can’t get interested, be impartial.”
Wrong. You’re going to jail, honey.
When in doubt, (you know the rest)
“if you can’t get excessive, at least be progressive”.
“if you can’t get extortion, be pro-abortion”.
“if you can’t get exotic, be pro-biotic”. (Not sure if she was completely sober when she coined that one.)
“if you can’t get Ecstasy, at least have pretext-esy”. (Not sure if she wasn’t just quoting Bill.)
“if you can’t get exonerated, have Candy Crowley moderate it.”
“if you can’t get exalted, try the Ex-Lax Malted.”
Or maybe her original quote was misheard: “if you can’t get excited, try Vegematic”.
“if you can’t get exotic, be pro-biotic”. (Not sure if she was completely sober when she coined that one.)
Is she ever completely sober?