Joking around during an campaign stop in Nebraska, Hillary Clinton told supporters “I don’t have horns”.
I assume, then, what she DOES have is a top-notch plastic surgeon
Joking around during an campaign stop in Nebraska, Hillary Clinton told supporters “I don’t have horns”.
I assume, then, what she DOES have is a top-notch plastic surgeon
Via The Guardian:
Tokyo’s disaster tips, from earthquakes to terrorism – in pictures
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[Liebherr – Assembling and behind-the-scenes of the T 282 C Haul Trucks in Australia] (Viewer #57,820)
What really boggles my mind is that the mining industry is so large-scale that it’s actually profitable to individually craft and transport this behemoth, as opposed to just using a fleet of standard-sized dump trucks.
The Obama administration plans to release another 48 Gitmo detainees.
That’s cool. They’re going to be implanted with explosive GPS tracking chips, right?
In a protest outside Trump Tower, Michael Moore stood with a sign reading “we are all Muslim”.
True. And I can’t remember if it’s Shia or Sunni, but I’m in that one sect that likes bacon and dead terrorists.
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Faster Than the Speed of Light
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An Obama administration official said “You don’t start a new agenda on January 1. We intend to push a bunch of big pieces of business over the finish line next year,”
So… it can’t cross the finish line under it’s own power? What’s on the agenda? Solar-powered cars?
One I remember from way back. It’s been a favorite since the 1960s.
The Gospel of Luke, Chapter 2
‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse;
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there;
The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of sugar-plums danced in their heads;
And mamma in her ‘kerchief, and I in my cap,
Had just settled our brains for a long winter’s nap,
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.
The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow
Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below,
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a miniature sleigh, and eight tiny reindeer,
With a little old driver, so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment it must be St. Nick.
More rapid than eagles his coursers they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;
“Now, Dasher! now, Dancer! now, Prancer and Vixen!
On, Comet! on, Cupid! on, Donder and Blitzen!
To the top of the porch! to the top of the wall!
Now dash away! dash away! dash away all!”
As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly,
When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky;
So up to the house-top the coursers they flew,
With the sleigh full of Toys, and St. Nicholas too.
And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof
The prancing and pawing of each little hoof.
As I drew in my head, and was turning around,
Down the chimney St. Nicholas came with a bound.
He was dressed all in fur, from his head to his foot,
And his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot;
A bundle of Toys he had flung on his back,
And he looked like a peddler just opening his pack.
His eyes—how they twinkled! his dimples how merry!
His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry!
His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow
And the beard of his chin was as white as the snow;
The stump of a pipe he held tight in his teeth,
And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath;
He had a broad face and a little round belly,
That shook when he laughed, like a bowlful of jelly.
He was chubby and plump, a right jolly old elf,
And I laughed when I saw him, in spite of myself;
A wink of his eye and a twist of his head,
Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread;
He spoke not a word, but went straight to his work,
And filled all the stockings; then turned with a jerk,
And laying his finger aside of his nose,
And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose;
He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle,
But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight,
“Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night.”
— Clement Clarke Moore, 1822
Scientists are now working on creating an Artificial Intelligence that won’t end up destroying the world.
Good luck with that. My advice: don’t teach it Tic Tac Toe.