And it came to pass in those days, that there went out a decree from Caesar Augustus, that all the world should be penalized, for it had not health insurance.
And Judge Roberts ruled that the word Caesar had intended to use was “taxed,” which was verily within his powers. And lo, he re-wroteth the decree, and all the world was taxed, except for exemptions for friends of Caesar Augustus.
“Please don’t sue me.”
And it came to pass in those days, that there went out a decree from Caesar Augustus, that all the world should be penalized, for it had not health insurance.
And Judge Roberts ruled that the word Caesar had intended to use was “taxed,” which was verily within his powers. And lo, he re-wroteth the decree, and all the world was taxed, except for exemptions for friends of Caesar Augustus.