Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Hillary & Sanders are tied in the polls. The tie-breaker…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Hillary & Sanders are tied in the polls. The tie-breaker…
…will be Bill’s two headed coin.
…comparing cookie recipes.
… Hillary’s personality. It Takes A Vile Edge.
… the stoners in the audience holding up their solar lighters, chanting “Free Bern!”
…is who has the largest C.O. Jones
…is a match at Thunderdome. Two men enter, one man leave!
…will be the first one to create a thrill running up Chris Matthews leg – no holds barred!
… Mother Nature mediating between the Cheat Miser and the IRS Miser.
…will be out sourced to the Polish Embassy.
…will be decided by ladies on horseback competing in Pole Bending.
… Iraq / Pay-Per / Sisters
… Inky DINKs
neck wrinkles
Hillary & Sanders are tied in the polls. The tie-breaker…
shall we say…pistols at dawn?
. . . consists of asking Rachel Maddow which one she enjoyed hugging more.
Star Wars Holiday Special riffing contest
the Elijah test (1 Kings 18) using their health care plans as offerings
Scat music
Yodeling
Laff-a-Lympics (with O’Malley as the third team)
Survivor: R’Lyeh
“I’ll take ‘Conventions’ for 1000, Alex.”
“Here’s the question: What mechanism in the Democrat Party actually selects their candidate?”
“Ah… What are democratic primaries?”.
“No, I’m sorry… The correct answer is SUPER DELEGATES!”
Scanners, their thoughts can kill!
…will be a performance by Beyoncé! (Justin and Janet were not available)
Lip Sync Battle!
…a poll vault?
…whomever can get the MSM to repeat the biggest whopper as if it were truth.
…beer pong.
…break dance challenge.
“Weenie, Meanie, Whiney, Moe.”
… by whoever looks prettiest in pinko.
Dump all their supporters in the middle of Death Valley naked. The first one that walks out declares the winner. Sort of like an arid Hunger Games. Has the advantage of culling at least 50% of those worthless bags of meat from the gene pool (although they’ll still be able to vote Democrat for several more years).
Hillary & Sanders are tied in the polls. The tie-breaker…
Russian Roulette
Repeal the 22nd amendment.
the coveted “Geritol” delegate.
Hillary & Sanders Are Tied in the Polls. The Tie-Breaker…
…is not happy about that. And you must’ve heard wrong: it’s not “Tie Breaker” they call her.
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… will be at 3 a.m.: it’s a “winner take call” kinda thing.
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… will be how the delegates look when they come out of the spin cycle.
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…. which Hillary asked for will be a good old-fashioned Cointreau Toss.
…provisional ballots cast by felons , illegals and dead people. Wait, never mind. Those were already counted.
…a good game of stabscotch
…Punxsutawney Phil.
Either him or the octopus that predicted World Cup matches. He’s dead now but I don’t see how that matters.
… should be that almost every woman voting chose to go to a special place in Hell rather than have Hillary as president.
….Bernie is only 2 syllables.
Oh wait, D is only one.
… will be decided in triple-OFA-time.
… will be the vote cast by Alger Hiss.
… will be Hillary. Mai Tai breaker from way back.
…. a kankle giggle dance off