Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
After Cuba’s Raul Castro criticized America, President Obama…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
After Cuba’s Raul Castro criticized America, President Obama…
…praised Cuba and the Castro’s enlightened ways.
Put him to shame with his criticizing of America. Raul hung his head in shame and was heard to murmur, “Wow, what a commie!”
…sang a rousing chorus of ‘Take me out to the Ball Game.’
…said “Wait, me first!”
. . . was so distraught that he took three putts to hole his ball from only twelve feet out.
. . . sliced his drive badly (since Obama is left-handed, his slice goes to the left).
. . . high-fived Raul Castro.
…shouted “Testify, brother!”
. . . achieved orgasm.
… said, “Uh, as you so often demonstrate, sticks and stones may break bones.”
After Cuba’s Raul Castro criticized America, President Obama… Bowed.
…all of the above.
said you should team up with Hillary and Bernie on the dem ticket
…danced the night away…literally…
man these are some good ones, #2 especially
… said, “Oh, I don’t know: ‘A Horse With No Name’ is pretty good if you’re half baked.”
…Fidel’ed while America burned.
…said that’s nothing. I’m destroying it.
…slapped his forehead and said…”Damn! Wish I’d a’ thought of that!”
@15 +1
… said “ToChe!”
… said “I didn’t preserve or protect the Constitution; why should I defend it?”
… said his first act, as president, would be to bring a close to this Guantanimosity
@18a With Rum and Coca Cola!
…became offended, then showed him a video from Iran to show him how to REALLY hate America.
… held his fist in the air, saying “Viva La Revulsion!”
… pointed out that to be fair not all Americans looked like his wife and spent money like his family.
… gave Raul a CD of Obama speeches, and threatened to sue him for plagiarism.
… said you can’t put lipstick on a bay of pigs.
… elevated the national threat level to Cuba Gooding Senior.
…tried a popular local cocktail: the Cuba Bajo El Comunismo. It’s a rum and coke without the coke, because Coca Cola is a capitalist drink, and without rum, because nobody can afford rum under communism.
… did a pretty good impersonation of Fredo as the Cuban mafia carved up a cake shaped like the United States.
… said “I don’t disagree with what you say, but I’ll defend to the death you’re right to say it!”
… inspired the slogan for a new cucktail:
“All is vanity, nothing is fair.”
— the Barack “Will I Um Make Peace” Daquiri
… did an intwerpretive dance of Hillary’s “What difference does it make?” statement.
…met with the head of the local Bleak Lives Matter detention camp for a sympathy hug.
…opened free trade talks between North Korea and Cuba.
…said Cuba looked a lot shorter in Jerry Maguire, then showed him the money.
pushed for the next President to be Hispanic so that Raul could feel proud of America again.