Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Thousands attended a rally for Bernie because they thought there would be…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Thousands attended a rally for Bernie because they thought there would be…
…dressing up like colonel and handing out free fried chicken.
…free stuff in general.
… Ernie from Sesame Street.
… Rent checks and Bernie Phones.
… someone with a microphone interested in what they had to say (psych!).
… class credit towards their Feminism & Glaciers majors.
… cash vouchers for interrupting Trump rallies.
… an explanation at last for why he is in the race.
…a wild weekend…
Reparations for their collective, self-induced, psychosomatic and delusional grievance of the week.
. . . free Depends.
This is just sad. Bernie’s rallies in Laramie and Casper were cancelled because the snow closed I25 and I80 and all side roads. You would think from Mother Nature’s reaction, Al Gore would have been with him.
… Directions home, courage, a heart, and a brain. And possibly Rudolph and elves.
Thousands attended a rally for Bernie because they thought there would be… free pajamas and hot cocoa with those wee little marshmallows that are so cute and yummy just like what mother makes me when I get too cold down in the basement.
…chicks! It’s all about the chicks.
…Socialist Democrat hookers and blow.
… juice boxes.
…free dope and doritos. (got the first one right)
…other people’s money.
Thousands attended a rally for Bernie because they thought there would be…
[Aside] I think your mistake begins with “thought”, the rest just follows.
a purple dinosaur.
a pony for everyone.
. . . confirmation that they are the animals who are more equal than others.
Free, rainbow colored unicorns.
…free compression socks.