Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Secretary of State John Kerry warned that the Russians are secretly plotting to…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Secretary of State John Kerry warned that the Russians are secretly plotting to…
…ruin Christmas in Cambodia.
…”swift boat” us.
…invade with “winter soldiers”.
…kidnap Jane Fonda.
This is one Communist Plot I can get behind!
Secretary of State John Kerry warned that the Russians are secretly plotting to…
secretly plot better in secret in the future.
add walnuts to our cookies.
make more US Officials forget things of importance.
make him Secretary of State for Life.
…taunt us a second time…
Our Republican was a ham star, and our Democrat smells of Elder Barry.
…cause our Wikis to leak…
…annex Brighton Beach and the Borscht Belt…
Secretary of State John Kerry warned that the Russians are secretly plotting to…
change the world climate to “Siberia”
have Boris and Natasha destroy Kerry’s likenesses on Easter Island
send the Clinton Foundation a letter from a Nigerian prince
Secretary of State John Kerry warned that the Russians are secretly plotting to…
coordinate Trump’s bimbo eruptions with the Clinton campaign.
…get a crude woman hating sexual predator who uses very bad language elected president. Unfortunately, Bill can’t run.
.. ship air conditioners to the Mideast, Sub-Saharan Africa, and South America. Unless, that is, you pay them one million dollars.
… influence the U.S. elections —
simply by asking what the **** was up with the potato he gave them (they have quite enough, by the way) and the defective, mistranslated “Reset/Overcharge” button Hillary gave them.
Saw this, instant classic.
“Wretchard T. Cat
16 hrs ·
The Saudis and Russians made a big discovery after the fall of the Soviet Union: that you couldn’t beat the United States the country, but you could corrupt American politicians for what amounted, in their world, to chump change. You could spent a billion dollars on some useless piece of Soviet military junk, or you could spend on a junket. The junket was more effective.
Once they had blazed the trail, the Chinese followed. This system of international “cooperation” was called the “Rule Based International Order”. The Saudis and Russians killed the nuclear power future to prop up oil prices. This was called “Environmentalism”. Then the Wahabi lobby decided to invade the West. This was called “Multiculturalism”.
It rattled along swimmingly until the wheels fell off the wagon and the curtain went up with everyone’s britches down. This was called “2016”.”
…pitch purple hearts over the fence at us.
… have Fran Drescher read Huma’s part in the audiobook version of Hillary’s emails.
… execute the majority of Obama’s czars.
… insist “Mr. Trump, tear down that wall!”
… cut their purchases of U.S. uranium and other Clinton Foundation favors in half.
… withhold Yakov from Bill and Smirnoff from Hillary.
…bang on the podium with BOTH shoes this time.
…declare California Occupied Territory..Oh, wait…
Secretary of State John Kerry warned that the Russians are secretly plotting to…
…push Hillary’s reset button like they’re playing Galaga.
…out Kerry as Herman Munster’s long lost twin brother.
” . . . like they’re playing Galaga.”
or Clinton craps — anything red, black, or green is a winner.
…buy back Seward’s Folly if they can get someone to distract Sarah.