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  1. After being heckled during a campaign speech, Hillary Clinton…

    used her booze-strengthened, forked-tongue flame breath to atomize the heckler.

    told Huma to stop heckling her and assured her that she can still collect unemployment benefits from her cell.

    laughed like a crazed gibbon ape. No one else got the joke.

    couldn’t decide whether to blame Bush or a YouTube video, so blamed both!

  2. …lamented not having any honor for a supporter to defend.

    …challenged him to a duel in Fort Marcy Park, right after she shot him in the face.

    …she grabbed a tentacle full of crotch and said heckle this, monkey boy earthling.

    …pointed at a randomly chosen woman and lied about Bill not currently having sexual relations with her.

  3. After being heckled during a campaign speech, Hillary Clinton…

    easily determined who it was since there were only 3 people in the audience.

    started foaming at the mouth and fell over backwards. Oh wait, that happens everyday.

    charged the venue an extra 25K for her troubles.

    was gracious and lighthea…HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, sorry, just couldn’t say that with a straight face.

  4. …had one of her BLM goons hit the guy in the stomach and after he went down, continued…”What we’ve got here is… failure to communicate. Some men you just can’t reach. So you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants it… well, he gets it.”

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