Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Making a surprise appearance at Hillary’s Christmas party…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Making a surprise appearance at Hillary’s Christmas party…
…Pepe’ the frog dressed as the Grinch who stole the election.
Hillary was enjoying the show ’til it came time to roast the beast.
…Louis Winthorpe III with a pocket full of bennies and ludes for the guest of honor.
…The Dark Prince, laughing, with an invoice marked PAYMENT DUE.
Making a surprise appearance at Hillary’s Christmas party…
DEATH
Monica Lewinsky as the Political Ghost of Christmas Past, Donald Trump as the Polictical Ghost of Christmas Present and with any luck, Jeff Sessions as the Political Ghost of Christmas Future.
Damn! I was going to go with Jacob Marley (played by Bob Marley)
Because otherwise it was going to be a terrible Bill for Hillary to swallow.
Bob Harper to extend a special invitation to Hillary to be on the upcoming season of “The Biggest Loser”.
I would have thought she might try for “Celebrity Apprentice”.
Krampus
the cold realization that….
SHE
WILL
NEVER
BE
PRESIDENT
OF
THE
UNITED
STATES
OF
AMERICA.
NEVER!
She can always go for plan “B”. Get elected to Congress. Become Speaker. Democrats regain control of the House. KIll the President and the Vice President. Ta daaa!
…the caterer was serving Trump Steaks with a Sparkling Blanc de Blanc Trump Wine.
…an Elf on the Shelf who immediately gouged his eyes out.
Making a surprise appearance at Hillary’s Christmas party…
… Robot Santa, Kwanzaa-bot, and Chanukah Zombie.
… 3-hour Best of Anthony Wiener VR exhibit.
…Andrew Breitbart, who immediately took the podium to answer questions, sending a sly smile and a wink toward Huma.
… a faithless Texas elector, who had promised not to show up. Like attracts like.
… the C-SPANish Inquisition
… a party-and-server crasher.
… the Russians!!!!!!!
Honestly, that’s no surprise.
Boxer Carl Williams… Hillary wouldn’t want him around… no siree, Bob
…the ghost of Vince Foster as Christmas past.
…disappointed donors wanting a refund…
Beelzebub – oh, wait, that wasn’t a surprise – he was invited!
Groucho Marx, Harpo Marx, Chico Marx, Zeppo Marx, Gummo Marx, and Hillary’s favorite, Karl Marx
Not surprising; Hillary’s nephew probably calls her “Mrs. DumbAunt.”
Oooo. That’s going to leave a Marx.
Jack Skellington
Making a surprise appearance at Hillary’s Christmas party…
Bill
And their kid — Jealousy.
More FAKE NEWS!
Hillary would NEVER have a CHRISTMAS party!!11!!
It’s a H O L I D A Y party!
I know who wasn’t there:
The Russian agent who promised her they’d help her steal the election if she’d sell them our uranium.
…: Hillary, semi-sober.